Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦

live in London, love theatre, music, friends, wine and yum food!!

[Lego Lost At Sea @LegoLostAtSea]

BOOK GIVEAWAY! On 13 Feb 1997, nearly 5m bits of Lego fell into the ocean when a cargo ship was hit by a huge wave. To mark the occasion, we’re giving away 2 copies of our book Adrift, a voyage into the lingering legacy of a cargo spill. To enter, just like and retweet this post

[Doubleday Books @DoubledayUK]

To celebrate the wonderful @CatheriNewman appearing on @BBCWomansHour this morning, we are giving away three copies of her gorgeous debut novel, We All Want Impossible Things 🍋

Follow, like and RT to win, UK addresses only. Giveaway closes midnight on Sunday.

Good luck! 💛

[TwistedDoodles @twisteddoodles]

January. The worst.

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@Rob_Madge_02 This is so lovely! Thank you for sharing today 😍🎄

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@LibbyPageWrites Needn’t be spendy, just the nice ones you really like

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@LibbyPageWrites Nice face and hand cream mmm

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@KerryAGodliman Happy birthday! Was this the lido - in November?!

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@lottyburns Can you rearrange the meeting?

[Sue Hendra @suehendra]

“Tis the season for a giveaway! Like and retweet to WIN a copy of our new book Supertato: Presents Jack and the Beanstalk! TWO lucky winners will be selected at lunchtime on Monday 7th November. thumb not included @simonkids_uk @suehendra/@PaulLinnet”

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@adamhillscomedy Now you need a new starter word!

[Mark Evans @locale_mark]

This chap appears lost on Woodbourne Avenue London Streatham #lostcat #streatham

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

Lettuce, shantay you stay.

Liz Truss. You will always have these 45 days of history and chaos. Thank you for the comedy. Sashay, away.

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

My show is in the West End. This is just wild. I am so beyond grateful for this. Feeling proud of little Rob - ya did it! 😭

[Rob Madge @Rob_Madge_02]

Who’s playing Chancellor tonight? Ffs, Downing Street really needs to get some swings.

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@bramblyhedge_ So did I!!!

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@CapitalOne hello! Someone has given my email address for their Capital One card. How do we resolve this please?

[Winnie Southgate @winnienorthgate]

BRIXTON/LONDON 📣

I found this picture by Jebb Avenue/Brixton Prison bus stop. Must've slipped out of a wallet. It looks very precious and I imagine whoever lost it on their travels will be devastated.

Can we do that thing? Retweet, share, reunite owner and photograph?

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

As a Doctor, I know that a lot of my patients ailments are in the mind. They are lonely. I arrange appointments to 'match make' those who I think will get on. I keep them waiting so they have chance to 'meet' in the waiting room. 20 years and 6 marriages. Call me Cilla.

[Ruth Porteous 💙👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 @ruthporteous]

@CBeebiesHQ This has made my day week month year!!! Looks great - may let the children watch too… 😁