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I hate every ape I see from Chimpan-A to Chimpan-Z.

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@stoolpresidente Bro, you’ll never guess who losers poached that phrase from….. that’s right - It’s none other than the 2017 Eagles who beat you with their backup QB. I guess it DID matter after all that the Pats played the little sisters of the poor all the way to the Superbowl.

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@Baltimore_MJD What say you about the “catch” Adams was awarded in the 4th against the Bears this evening?

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@ryanghensley I fell asleep at 34-6. Did they win?

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@EastBayChris Please post updates from the we beat the eagles in the wild card round parade. 31 years and counting, nerd.

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@_GamerBabeJess Glad y’all got “ya bread up” to travel and see your team kick 2 field goals and lose by 5 TDs. Money well spent.

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@49ersSportsTalk @LindseyThiry Would you classify losing by 5 TDs as responding well to bulletin board material?

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@TheSFNiners @ButcherBoy415 @957thegame Maybe you should have suited up cuz your team got absolutely pulverized.

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@KNBR George Kittle was going to score 5 TDs last night?? K….

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@ThePhillyPod 31 years and counting. Love to see it.

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@TheSFNiners @KNBR And promptly lost by 5 TDS. Cool book box though, nerds!

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@hawkmania4 All that swag, only to go out and lose by 5 TDs. 31 years and counting!

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@PicturesFoIder We just accepting that he wasted at least 1/2 of that pineapple to set this “world record”? STOLEN VALOR!!!

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@BarstoolBigCat I reject this take. Corn dogs are too high variance. Many are inedible. Even mediocre pigs in a blanket are good. The Trader Joe’s mini ones “Pastry Pups” are elite. Very versatile snack where corn dogs are in a very narrow lane.

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@BarkleysBurner_ I’d cry tears of joy for either scenario to play out. I guess slight edge to the Crosby deal because he’s under 30.

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Trump belittles auto workers, saying they just assemble parts “out of a box” and says children could do their jobs: “We could have our child do it”

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@JuliaTerruso I’ve been to the Oaks convention center many times. A presidential candidate not being able to fill it is as pathetic than not being able to fill the high school gym he failed to fill last week.

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@michaelharriot Very high variance product. Cant decide if I hate the weird heel bunching or the random slippage all the way up to the arch of your foot at odd times

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MUST WATCH: This is one of those horror stories about the loathsome piece of shit that New Yorkers know all too well. Everyone knows someone who was either scammed, ripped off, or had their life devastated by Trump. 😡😡😡👇

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@BarstoolBigCat Blessed angel that she is….i thought i was the only weirdo who has recently been taken down the Moo Deng rabbit hole