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[billiam @BillRatchet]

ya bum ass boyfriends going out with the boys tonight celebrating labor day , he hasn't had a job in 6 years

[billiam @BillRatchet]

my life ain't been the same since i seen this

[billiam @BillRatchet]

blaming every bad thing that happens in my life on Carol Baskin

[billiam @BillRatchet]

joe exotic for president !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

RIP Joe Diffie.

F🇺🇸ck You CoronaVirus.
https://t.co/clJ7ed5bfe

[A @ruvalcaba530]

Me: (walking outside)
David: (looks at me) How are you supposed to fight crime in sandals?

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

If this virus really is gonna end the world, I’m breakin’ into Bass Pro and fishin’ the big tank before I go.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

For the 4th time this week I’m buying beer for the next 2 weeks

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

How to not get the coronavirus

[billiam @BillRatchet]

u been snorting percs for 10 years straight and now y'all concerned about your health?

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

The only essential oil I trust is WD-40

[billiam @BillRatchet]

parasite won best picture? what happened to backdoor virgin sluts 1? what about The DaVinci Load? Missionary Impossible? have we lost our American Way?

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

“Who’s your valentine?”

Me: beer

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

Surround yourself with beer, not negativity.

[Earl Dibbles Jr @EarlDibblesJr]

No one:

Me during turkey huntin season:

[A @ruvalcaba530]

Makes me want to buy a Cadillac and throw some spinners on it 😂

[Sam Yeezy @samstaydipped]

Please rise for the national anthem

[A @ruvalcaba530]

Facts

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Most common object for a drunk person to steal

[billiam @BillRatchet]

u sold a bag of weed when u were 16 bro quit rappin bout bein a drug dealer