People are having a field day with the “no anime” thing, but I do have to come down on the side of making an effort to ensure your kids aren’t weird. The state of things is dire. They’re wearing cat ears and tails to school. It’s not how it used to be.
Rules for a happy life (c. 2026):
1. Don't ever do anything u don't want to do
2. Avoid contact with women as much as possible
3. Never do anything "heroic"
4. Don't work if u don't have to
5. Lie, cheat, steal, do anything to get what u want
6. Don't go outside if u can avoid it