Elihu Smails

Golf, craft beer, & did I mention 🍺?

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@timkaine

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@padresichiban @CPhilly19 Patrick Reed said hold my beer…

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@TMZ TW just needs to hire a fulltime driver

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

On this day in 2011, Shaka Smart and VCU danced past 1-seed Kansas to complete their run from the First Four to the #MFinalFour 🕺

#MarchMadness

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@wvfunnyguy Turn off your water

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@saba1267177

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@Vandy_Montana Kentucky’s sixth man

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@PaigeSpiranac Anyone else see a resemblance?

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@dian_arifiya A Gen X parent

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@BeardownCuz @RobbyBerger 😆

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@MalikZaire8 I knew there’d be a sore Irish tweet 😆

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@OhhMar24

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@mattvanswol It’s Asheville🤷🏻‍♂️

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@mattbegreatyt He snorted an endzone of blow before game

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@Ball2muzik Since JMU put up 20 points against the starting D…Yeppers 😊

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@Cindy525469 @RealSkipBayless Starters sat in the 4th, still fact that 20 points were hung on them

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@JMUGameday Also mention the fact that JMU have put up more points than every Oregon opponent except Indiana

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We are blowing it big time, but I’ll ask one genuine question:

How is this halftime score in last year’s CFP:
34 Ohio State - 0 Oregon

Better than this score:
34 Oregon - 6 JMU

And why is JMU taking so much more heat than P4 teams that get blown out?

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@RealSkipBayless Make that just Indiana now

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@RealSkipBayless Just ignore the fact that only 2 teams have scored more against Oregon in regulation than JMU…Indiana & USC🤷🏻‍♂️