Ruben Valdez

[more_meat_loaf @more_meat_loaf]

Them: cute dog, what's his name?
Me: Rick James
Them: oh, you must really like his music
Me: not exactly

[Happy Punch @HappyPunch]

Canelo ripping curse words in English for over a minute straight is incredible 🤣

[Jenni @hashjenni]

my advice to toddlers is to start saving your money now

[MLB @MLB]

Texas Forever. #WorldSeries

(MLB x @BudweiserUSA)

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@EricaaaLH @RichieRozay90 @dashofchaos12 Yea where we going?

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

When you can’t find another way to cheat… hit the batters? Lol

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

My niece starts pre k next week and she just asked the most important question. Do they allow naps? 😂

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

Having a day off means sending my friends more memes and TikTok’s than usual.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa 👀

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa Close. I told my roommate I couldn’t fix my a/c so she would move out. I got a new a/c system the next day.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa Nah i fold mine as soon as they’re out.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa @Esai_Ponce @CantuBoss23 @Mar_Ver15 @dashofchaos12 I have no clue @rdzbiancaa might know.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@TheRealMartiniG She subtweeting you

[A. @__alisaaa]

nobody cares, work harder.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa If I can make a dollar off of it count me in lol. Got my masters from The university of YouTube at Dallas.

[Ruben Valdez @rval88]

@__alisaaa @anyssapizza_ @RichieRozay90 Smh glizzy goblin