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DONUT: (clears throat) The Red vs Blue players present, a Franklin Donut play. Written and directed by Franklin Donut. In association with Light Red Danish Productions.

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O'MALLEY: You foolish fools will never defeat me! You're far too busy being foolish! Ha! Oblivion is at hand!

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CHURCH: ¿Qué? ¿Por qué estoy hablando en español? ¡Yo no puedo hablar español!

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CHURCH: See, when I came into this world, I was really just a collection of somebody else's memories. But with your help, these memories...they-they took form! They became my voice, my personality.

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DONUT: Oh man, that is a burn. Dude, you just got burned. Burned, dude, burned.

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DONUT: Look at it, it's not pink. It's like, uh... a “lightish red”.

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FUTURE CHURCH: Here's what I need you to do. I need you to contact the Red Army, and have them send Medical Officer DuFresne, as far away from here as possible.

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SIMMONS: What does it look like I'm doing? I'm getting in the jeep.

GRIF: What're we, on a date? Get in the back.

SIMMONS: Oh you're so insecure.

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DONUT: You know what? I honestly have no idea what's going on. I think everyone in this canyon is absolutely insane.

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CHURCH: Thank you...!? You fucked everything up...! I was at peace - I had it figured out, it was over! Put me back!

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LOPEZ: Has ganado esta vez, pero su reinado cruel de tiranía será de breve duración. Los rojos van a ser vengados—

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GENKINS-CHURCH: Probably two or three chicks a piece, yes, your heterosexuality has been noted, Tucker.

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TUCKER: That's part of being dead, Church. Your body doesn't really move around much any more. Maybe you haven't fully grasped the concept yet.

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CABOOSE: Um... shouldn't we bury Church?

TUCKER: Fuck that, has he ever buried us?

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CABOOSE: Oh good. At first, I thought that was me. Because, I am blue. And, I like to sleep. But, if he is dead that cannot be me. That would be silly.

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FLOWERS: I'll tell you who your enemy is, gentlemen. Apathy. Passivity. Indifference. ...And yes, also those red guys.

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CHURCH: I wish that there was another way. But I'm leaving this message, as well as others, in the hopes that you'll understand why I have to go this time.

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DONUT: Man, I've never found something that cool in a hole. And I've explored just about every hole you can think of!

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TUCKER: There is no Blue Team. It's all a lie. Red and Blue are the same.

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SIMMONS: The only reason that we set up a Red Base here, is because they have a Blue Base over there. And the only reason they have a Blue Base over there, is because we have a Red Base here.