riverdale quotes bot

Bot that posts bona fide quotes from Riverdale hourly. / Run by @kirihark / no longer being updated, sorry

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Listen, Moose, you're hot. Yes. My type? Definitely. But you've got more demons than the Exorcist.

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Because what goes on around here, murder, mayhem, depravity... it is not normal.

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Family of darkness: varying displays of the serial killer gene in the Cooper family tree.

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(GUNSHOTS)

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I would rather have lost my nerve than my mind, which clearly you and Daddy have.

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Literally, 40 minutes later the Black Hood was burying me alive.

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The quarantine's been lifted, but the town still hasn't gotten its pep back.

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If you troglodytes insist on doing this, there are gonna be rules.

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Sounds to me like you two are planning a hostile takeover. I am so in.

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I'm the shadows that you hide from our family and friends.

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Bret's just been monologuing about his new Rolex for the last 30 minutes.

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if this is a response to Jughead threatening your masculinity or whatever...

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'Wanted' posters with your strong jawline all over town.

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It's a nice story, but it doesn't explain how you've convinced my mom that she can see her dead son.

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What had taken decades to build was toppled in the blink of an eye. With the rap of a gavel, Riverdale was no more.

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Oh my god, is this the apocalypse?

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You're all grown up.

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How many times did you try to kill Archie?

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We Blossoms have always been highly carnivorous.

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I am not having my senior year ruined by a bunch of bloodsucking paparazzi.