Ryan Weaver

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems I texted people about the VMAs. Pretty sure that counts

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems Do or do not, there is no try

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems They can’t all be masterpieces, if they were we wouldn’t appreciate them anymore

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems It was no Sharknado but I loved it. Just don’t understand why all the animals had apartments and homes except pigeons and song birds? That’s fucked up

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems The version I usually listen to, as well. Also, Lovefool and Stay, which Lisa Loeb sings on, from that same album

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems I liked it. More teen rom-com than scary, actually not scary at all, or serious examination of the premise. But it had some heart and charm and quirkiness and was a fun movie

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems Not even a nomination. A low point for the Academy. Gonna watch Pearl and try to see Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person today, so probably won’t get to part 2 until tomorrow

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems The stale dialogue and wooden acting a commentary on what the multiple layers of irony and negativity online are doing to society. Don’t know how the critics missed this

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems The storm is the housing crisis wiping out people’s investments, property, and whole lives. The sharks are the opioids killing off people who just don’t know any better, swimming in the mess created by the storm.

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems Well I guess I’ll have to get a few bottles of red wine and get started

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems But I should probably watch them in order for the full effect of the story

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems Shopping bags are Star dust too

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems Our friends went to see this and complained about all the walking

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems They damn well better. Just gotta teach them to drive so we’ll have a DD. Oh and actually, at least one will be a high schooler, they’d be upset if I didn’t correct myself

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems We’re gonna be in the lawn with a couple middle schoolers lol

[Ryan Weaver @rweaver987]

@Roems NO WAY