Carpe Diem 👻

Oh, mirror in the sky, what is love?

[erin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @russconist]

when we said step up we meant on the podium lewis

[tara @wokeispunk]

i wasn’t aware that there was a night at the museum reunion happening

[Christina Tasty @ChristinaTasty]

Ubisoft, you mad lads... you did it...

A literal Censor Ship.

[Dr. Ho Yinsen @kinjeketile]

Very idle bunch of old men.
Evangelicals are hilarious.

[criatura vidro @vini_talvez]

muito se fala dos cigarros, mas os chineses tao bebendo umas coisas q a gente ainda nem tem palavras pra descrever, hoje eu bebi isso, tinha 45% de alcool e o exato gosto de um pesadelo que eu tive quando era criança

[Silver Kayondo @SilverKayondo]

#Regulatory alert: Uganda's Minister of #Energy & Mineral Development has issued the Liquefied #Petroleum #Gas Regulations.

They create license categories, obligations & fees for wholesalers/distributors, filing #business, retail, transportation & reticulation.

#LPG #Uganda

[Walter Mwesigye @MwesigyeWalter]

Bamugemereire should be a good case study.

[Marina Budarina @marina_uiux]

some new design experiments of mine WIP

[Samwise Gamgee @Sambannz]

Bwavumpologoma growers cooperative union received Ugx 2.744 Bn from Gov't.
Of this, Ugx 936 Million was given to Mr.Victor Busuulwa as a "token of appreciation".
Mr.Busuulwa is the husband of Geraldine ssali, former @mtic_uganda PS.

[DBwambale @TheMutaD]

Sir, the same Stirling people sacrificed Nakiyanja to Sonde and left it dusty and with gullies. Tell them to water it or lay asphalt

[TPS @TotalProSports]

YOOOOOOOOO! 💀🤣

[Mujuni Raymond @qataharraymond]

Now go for the lights guy too 🙏🏽

[jolene of arc @okaypompeii]

*nodding* diet coke is medicine

[𝐊𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐮💸 @kkashushu_]

Day 97/222

[Mwiza Sophy 🇺🇬🇷🇼 @MwizaSophy]

It’s 6pm and power isn’t back yet UEDCL 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

[Mr Strategy @MustaphaMugisa]

We have built workplaces where the lowest-paid employee arrives earliest, leaves latest and struggles most.

Then we call the person in the corner office the hardest worker.

Titles can distort eyesight.

[Galisonga K. Galisonga @JGkibande]

How is it possible that after all this long, a solution for Hunger in Karamoja has never been found?? What have we failed to do and why?

[Johnson @MessiahTabu]

Read this beautiful piece written by my best friend @miss_berna98
She has a way of putting feelings into words and making you pause and reflect. Proud of you and your gift, keep writing ❤️
Go read it here https://t.co/iR7j8gWZJI

[Rabiesunchained @rabiesunchained]

Therefore he is

[Alice Mills @millsalice144]

I’m suing my local fish market for selling undersized shellfish. I’m taking them to small clams court.