Rachel Willis

growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!!

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance.
The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK.
Let’s freakin’ do this!

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

All I’m saying is Cats may have lost.. but so did Duke. And that means I get to say “I told you so” to everyone who bet me they’d take the title after the first game of the season. So glass half full over here🤷🏼‍♀️

[Lee Ferrell @leeferrell2011]

Hey everyone! @AAA_Travel and @Enterprise refused me service because I “sounded like a woman” on the phone and that I couldn’t possibly be MISTER Ferrell. They said if I wanted to be treated like a man, to speak like a man. Mad? We all should be.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

if you watch him do a drunken karaoke rendition of sweet caroline with 4 of his equally blasted friends and you STILL find him attractive, he’s probably your husband

[Jarrett @JarrettFrizzell]

Idk who needs to hear this, but look how far you’ve come. You can’t stop now!

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

Realizing I have no issues hiking miles around Kauai but will call a $20 uber home from a bar that’s a mile from my house....

[Kentucky Athletics @UKAthletics]

We raise ‘em right in Kentucky. #WeAreUK

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

@madsssssss_ Hahahahahaha oh my word

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Mother Nature: you cannot fit all the seasons into one week.
Midwest: hold my corn

[Tom Munns @TomMunns1]

I can’t stop watching this. Dad of the year 😂👏🏻⚽️

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

*currently in Chicago*
Sees a snap of gas prices in Ohio and my first thought was, “dammit I’m out of town when gas prices are low”

I’ve never felt so old.. 😅😅

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

@KarlTowns @DevinBook trynna join him?

[Jamal Murray @BeMore27]

Put me in coach!! @UKCoachCalipari

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

@_ashleythomas Hahah which one?

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

The reactions my OSU friends have sent me about the CFP rankings you’d honestly think I threatened their first born child.. #chillllllllllll

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

When you’ve been trying to get a boorito for 2.5hrs...

Why you play with me like that @ChipotleTweets 😩

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

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[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Riley. Every morning he hangs over the wall and drops his toy so the nearest passerby is forced to play with him. It works 100% of the time. 14/10

[Rachel Willis @rwillis4]

To all the people giving me shit the last 4 years about how back Kentucky football is... I’m just gonna leave this here