Ryan Pritchard

Music. Travel. Auto. Media. Advertising. Minneapolis. Carpe Omnia!!

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Did you hear what @realDonaldTrump said?? Retweet this if you think he should pick out a Streetrod! Comment with a picture of your favorite Streetrod. Maybe he'll want one like yours!! To see some of the cars, visit: https://t.co/eK2FKZlYwK

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To waiter: Have you ever heard of a girl that got aids from her dad late in life?
#hearingaids #HBDdani!

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On a positive note, I’ve always wanted to be in a cafe when it’s raining...you know the camera is on us right now!

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@Tennessean Shut down for sprinkles. #nevermakethepilgrimageagain. ✌🏾

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@PilgrimageFest - Made the pilgrimage. Got cancelled for rain. Stuck in parking. Zero lightning. Not listening to another artist from tonight again. NEVER making the pilgrimage again. Advice: NEVER come to this festival if theres a chance of clouds. #norain #onlyshine

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Instead of, Dani I love you and won’t forget this moment...I decide to go with: Dani, I’m always going think of you if I’m in Chicago. at Navy Pier, any Wed or Sat. #almostmemorable #thanksforthetimestamp

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I look good in everything but in nothing. #tromboners

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@ejpritch Unsuccessful potty training. 😔😓😂

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Everyone you love is leaking! #3spots #wetking

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Give me some salmon! #handshake #getthemomegas

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Put a ring on it! Ya know. The DVD rang on the tray!! #hitched #IT

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How’s you propose? Well, she warned me that she hated horror movies, I convinced her to watch the movie IT and she hasn’t left me since.

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Dating. No cake talk for over a year and a half. Lemon. Why no cake? Because if I have it I eat it too. Wait, is that what that saying really means? #caloriecounting

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Dude. JT has his own pair of Nike. Air Jordans. That’s odd.
Shoe Betcha!!!

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I just felt like it wasn’t a “what are you gonna do” moment. #f*ckweather

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I’m not fast. But I’ve never been passed. - J Money

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#tastetherainbow!!

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Society is so antiquated. Can somebody please start saying fatherf*cker?! I’m so tired of this sexist society. #makindads

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Pool concerts. Dave. Crush. Wings. Beach. Everything. It was so perfect. All of it.

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I think he’s faking...but if he was, then night time would be the perfect time to do it because none of us can see. Be quiet. His other senses are heightened. Sorry got caught up. Maybe. That’s the first * guy we’ve seen.