Randy Shumate

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@atrupar More likely caused by Ambien and a dominatrix.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@TiffanyATrump Your father said you graduated #1 in your class at Georgetown Law. You didn't even graduate with honors. Your daddy will literally lie about ANYTHING and you know it. That makes you a liar too.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

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Good one!

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@ScottWalker That's what I look for most in a president: Can he make me laugh? They say George Washington was HILARIOUS.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@realDonaldTrump You called me the enemy of the state last week, you orange tub of lard.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump He’s a known liar, Leon. Just like you.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@elonmusk Hopefully you don't destroy life on earth first, which is probably more likely.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@RealHickory Liar

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@seanmdav Liar

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@nicksortor When someone gives a direct answer to a question, the MAGAt brain cannot process it thanks to digesting the verbal diarrhea of their messiah. JFC.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@DrGuitar I saw him in a small club a couple of times in the early 2000s and thought he was fantastic. Don't really care for him in his current incarnation. A little too slick, a little too soulless, and when he repeats the same riff over and over I quickly lose interest.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@TrumpDailyPosts I remember. It was two white U.S. citizens, right?

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@elonmusk You'll believe anything, won't you?

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@ivankatrumpo Because MAGA will believe anything. Especially when it comes from Russian troll farms.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@JDVance Schools and public buildings in Springfield are receiving bomb threats every day because of your hateful rhetoric. Shut up.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@JDVance How long have Haitians lived in Springfield in large numbers? (Answer: Before you became a U.S. Senator) And when did your constituents first complain? You're a disgrace to the state of Ohio, and as a resident of the Dayton area I am ashamed you are one of my senators.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@FoxNewsSunday @ShannonBream @JoshShapiroPA @LindseyGrahamSC I wonder if they’ll ask you about Trump’s new soon-to-be baby momma calls you a closeted gay? That would be funnier than the time Trump gave out your personal phone number.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@megynkelly @ABC Sweetie. Don’t you listen to your messiah and spiritual leader? He won the debate. He has polls showing he won by 60, 70, even 90 percent. And he also says it was rigged. You must have blood coming out of your whatever.

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@JDVance Any truth to the rumor our Republican governor Mike Dewine played a major role in bringing Haitians to Springfield?

[Randy Shumate @rwshumate]

@DefiantLs The fucker tried. He had 4 years; what did he accomplish besides dividing America? And Harris wasn’t president. Please list all of Mike Pence’s accomplishments. Fourteen days to stop the spread? LMFAO