Jax

Turbo nerd (with a doctorate) tweetin' about absolutely nothing of importance. In the twilight of my life at 39

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

cat when I'm snuggling him: I've never met you in my life. you bastard. you fiend. stop this at once

cat when I'm busy doing something and can't pet him right that second: Where Is My Kisses From Mommy??? Where Is My Snuggles And Cuddles That I Crave So Dearly. You Are A Cruel And Unjust Mother And I Am Going To Scream

[swagner @BayouBikeyBoi]

A new CEO of chevron has been selected

[sleepy cowboy @HughGriffin2]

If I was bald you could expect me to turn up to the function wearing some bullshit like this

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Bob Odenkirk has returned as Saul Goodman in a new video celebrating 250 years of America.

[eoin @penduglurrrm]

everyday on here

[Saki’s Japanese lessons @JapaneseSaki]

🐈

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat ownership is hearing a single soft *clink* from across the house and yelling GET AWAY FROM THE BUTTER

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Ideally life should feel like Animal Crossing. You’re hanging out. Going to the beach. Eating fresh fruit. You are a little in a hole financially but it’s fine

[Bleach @BLEACHani]

The employee who wrote this description understood the assignment

[Elijah Wood @elijahwood]

For the first time yesterday, I experienced the new @alamodrafthouse QR code ordering system and I can tell you it’s truly awful. Rather than making ordering food and drink more efficient, it actually adds steps to the process AND if you want to order additional items during the film you HAVE to open your phone. No, your cute reference to that irony in your How To Alamo video doesn’t negate how ridiculous this is. Please don’t cut corners with your staff and revert back to physical menus and order cards.

[GKIDS Films @GKIDSfilms]

ADOLESCENCE OF UTENA from Kunihiko Ikuhara (REVOLUTIONARY GIRL UTENA, SAILOR MOON) hits theatres nationwide June 21 & 22. Tickets on sale now!

🌹 https://t.co/oUvyL892Kf

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

We all have that one friend who is Constantly Struggling against One or More Outrageously Absurd Plights

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"i can't go im so busy this weekend"

my plans:

[FantasyAnime @FantasyAnime]

Happy Mother’s Day 🩷💐

[onion person @CantEverDie]

funniest shit i’ve ever seen

[Jax @rx_for_disaster]

@YIMBYLAND This is my dream transit map, you don’t even KNOW. It’s so beautiful I want to cry!