I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
My sister received her bill for the time her husband spent in the hospital with COVID, including almost two weeks in the ICU until he died. Total amount due: $1,000,000.
One of these days, someone’s gonna do one of these hilarious memes AND play the song right and I can’t wait for that day. This one IS fantastic, though.
The 1%:
Going to "check myself in to the hospital" as a precaution; receive aggressive treatments. Health care covered.
99%:
"I can't afford to go to the hospital until I'm on my death bed. Then, pay for the medical bill for rest of my life." #TrumpLied200KDied#MedicareForAll
I will not be a sheep! I will not be told what to do! I will not wear a mask!
Who is this "Science" anyways?
Wait, let me check my 24 hour tracker, I mean my smart phone, to see how free I am.
My smart phone knows all, so there.
Fight tyranny!
#Hoax
Emilio Estevez sent this to me:
My mom and Justice Ginsburg were in Lamaze class together in NY when mom was pregnant with Charlie and Ruth was pregnant with James. They were born five days apart.
#RuthBaderGinsburg