» rachel «

chels!! • thiago silva • pels

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

• being reasonable after a loss ❌
• being dramatic and pretending my life's over bc 11 men who have no idea I exist kicked a ball around ✔️

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

so glad we're done with this nightmare!

[. @ewwwtfff]

The female ability to guess which girl it is exactly out of his 980 following

[🎻 @TacticalPystake]

we got a matching RB for you bros

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

bro I haven't even had my morning coffee yet. lemme wake up first

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Jordan Henderson to Chelsea, here we go! 🔵🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Former Liverpool captain has agreed a two year deal at #CFC and will sign until June 2028 this week.

Henderson left Brentford and Chelsea will now welcome him next.

Exclusive story from Monday, confirmed.

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

merry christmas and a very happy new year to me 🥰

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🟣🔵 EXCLUSIVE: Aston Villa agree deal to sign Alejandro Garnacho from Chelsea, here we go!

Club to club agreement done on loan with buy clause to become mandatory under certain conditions.

Unai Emery wanted Garnacho. Medical also booked.

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@odesscs omds stunning fairy princess 😭💘

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Enjoy Cancun pal

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@thebabyleon they didn't teach me this in grad school 😵‍💫

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

I need the DSM updated yesterday bc if someone came in the clinic with this, I genuinely don't know what I'd say. it'd be a staring competition.

[Ruby 🇺🇸🇩🇴 @ruby_rafaelina]

It gets so much worse

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

just realized I went through all of summer without having ice cream 💔

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

keep that thug far, far, away from my club thanks. I have never seen discipline in him. hot headed and impulsive

[EBL @EBL2017]

Paredes might be a decent shout for Chelsea.

Standard setting #6 with good quality in an area they lack reliable depth in because Lavia and James are always injured.

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

defensive players getting their flowers makes me so happy. football isn't just abt g/a !!

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@mirrorballcfc omds????

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@GagaSloninaa gotta rehome him with half the market value now 🙄

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Well least he might not have the shame to go on strike to force a move if it ever got to that. Has zero credibility in the bank now.

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

yeah ship him to madrid asap thanks

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

"if he's so bad, why does she stay" she has leeches of a family who put money over her wellbeing. and I beg you to read scientific research articles on the cycle of abuse and just how hard it is to leave one. why is it so hard for you to accept that he's an abuser??

[Johnny @Johnny__MUFC]

He kicks her leg in public to make her face the other way, the abusive prick should never been allowed to play again.

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@thebabyleon price tag is daylight robbery and I doubt it'll pay off

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

oh um— up the chels (?)

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Chelsea reach verbal agreement with Aston Villa to sign Morgan Rogers⁠. Bid of £117m accepted by #AVFC & being finalised. 6+1y contract, medical Monday⁠. #AFC interested but 23yo attacker wanted #CFC; Xabi Alonso instrumental @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/81YbZw7ELc

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@irregulardavee that price tag is stirring smth in me 😬

[» rachel « @rxchells_]

@kylerd05 you already know 😭