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can we get some more color? like, maybe yellow?

[kaia @onherleft]

this is what they did to me at work today

[JABBA1GER @JABBRWONGR]

people with adhd when they have to watch their favorite show (they could be doing nothing right now)

[ayaan @ayaanfy]

How it feels to self-diagnose yourself and then find out you actually have it

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@TorrentPines absolutely not, quickest way to get your medication taken lmaooo

[ingrid 🫧 @ingridattack]

had one class today and did my laundry and all of my homework #collegetwt

[₊˚ 🦢・₊ @itsmepspsps]

may you end up with someone who takes you and your birthday seriously

[mika @mikasagrada]

"Vocês se importam se a gente cancelar?"

Eu:

[captain wonderful awesome friend @ssunnyiesideup]

smoking a joint in your backyard after a long closing shift

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@theREALcman1 @derek_dupont420 @Rbagwith You’re right

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@derek_dupont420 @Rbagwith Wow i’m literally never being nice to a man lmfao

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@scubaryan_ i’m ngl speed is just talking, nerve signals sent to the brain….

[Brennen 👻🎃 @TheRedJinty]

it terrifies me on a regular basis that I may have been born just in time to witness the heat death of humanity

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@rackzaddict @realghostgirll @_sorrengailll

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@Joey59766710797 @mydearestapril @_sorrengailll Out of respect for my roommate, no and definitely not without having a conversation about it first

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@silverrebi @lunakye_world @awkwardgoogle Additionally, she told him what to do with the alligator after she released her hand. She’s actually such a professional

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@SquiffyR @Fl1ck9606 @_sorrengailll You act like it’s that simple??? Stop being a dumbass, i’m starting to get worried that you’re not joking

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@darknessarrived @goldyssidehoe @trumpisaloserL @_sorrengailll except it’s NOT HER SON GENIUS!!! Fuck your what ifs

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@realghostgirll @_sorrengailll yeah…you have every right to give away your key to YOUR OWN apartment, not when it’s also someone else’s, literally looney bro

[ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ @rxelixnxx]

@SquiffyR @Fl1ck9606 @_sorrengailll You’re missing the point, HE’S not on the lease so why does he have a key? It’s a safety issue and it’s fucking weird to argue against, yall are the first to get assaulted istg