Rafe Jones

Alleged adult

[The Poke @ThePoke]

A Tory minister said Ukrainians should apply for seasonal work visas – 12 favourite clapbacks.
https://t.co/sUmXS4nFX3

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Is this a wind up

[Travis View @travis_view]

BREAKING: President Donald Trump becomes the first WWE Hall of Fame inductee in American history to be impeached as President.

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Next week: Michael takes a ferret to compete at Crufts and is refused entry just because he’s a Conservative.

[HM @HinduMonkey]

This is the truth of what happens when @BorisJohnson visits your hospital. This has been written by an anonymous friend of mine. Please read. Please share. It is the truth about our #NHS - the lies cannot continue

@JonAshworth @OwenJones84 @shaunjlawson @jonworth @IanDunt

[Chris Giles @ChrisGiles_]

My favourite number in the Conservative manifesto is £250m...

... cost of "a new £1bn fund for flexible, high quality wraparound childcare"....

For every primary school child, that's £1 a week

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

We mashed up @BarackObama’s Bin Laden speech with @RealDonaldTrump’s al-Baghdadi speech, and the results are amazing

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Fish is poisson.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Shout out to the top 5 fires in the world, great balls of, playing with, this girl is on, come on baby light my, and Mrs. Doubt.

[Nick Tyrone @NicholasTyrone]

Raab just said on the Today programme that it's a cracking deal for Northern Ireland as they get "frictionless access to the Single Market and Customs Union". The lack of self-awareness is unbearable.

[Tez @tezilyas]

It’s like a reverse Key & Peele 😅 https://t.co/2pGDDQH08R

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

Bloody hell. One sibling gave up politics altogether after seeing him in action as PM, another suggests he might be doing the bidding of shady investors poised to profit from a collapse in our currency. But, you know, erm, something about ‘surrender’, ‘sabotage’ & ‘betrayal’.

[John Crace @JohnJCrace]

Amazed that so many Brexiters who insisted the prorogation was nothing to do with Brexit are now adamant prorogation being declared unlawful is an attempt to stop Brexit

[James Davies @jamesorharry]

Someone went to the pub at lunch didn’t they

[Domenico @AvatarDomy]

Epic footage of a humpback whale breaching. Despite being this massive,it’s only half the size of a blue whale.

[Alejandro Negueruela @Alex_Negueruela]

My evening at the Houses of Parliament. #ReesMogg #NoDeal #DateNight #Parliament #Brexit #NoDealBrexit

[Rt. Hon. Anna Turley MP @annaturley]

The physical embodiment of arrogance, entitlement, disrespect and contempt for our parliament.

[Ronald Klain @RonaldKlain]

I understand the appeal of calling @chefjoseandres a "Celebrity Chef." But what he has become is one of the world's leading experts in humanitarian response. He has saved countless lives with the tools and tactics he has pioneered.
https://t.co/6lfkBXEgo0