Robert Notari

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@dunkindonuts Hey, is there anyone alive there? I ordered 12 donuts on the app last Saturday only to get to the store and have them tell me they were out. Told to go to the app for refund. Two cases opened and no response. Your phone never answers, just waiting.

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@Mcclainseanm @CFBONFOX @Fiesta_Bowl Let me guess... you've only watched football for the last 10 years?

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@dunkindonuts I ordered a large latte with less ice. This is what I received. Person at window stated it was like this because the "less Ice" option with pre-measured amounts for large. Seriously for a 5-6 dollar drink, less ice, means half full?

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@Starbucks We used to be friends.... my kids drinks were full, why did you feel like doing me and my wife like this? This pic was taken on my dashboard within minutes of getting them (and none was drank yet)!

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@LetsGoCle @ReeseClarett13 @VibrantTheory As a PSU fan, we could have swapped you some DL for some WR and both have come out better. lol

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@12yearsagotoday @caslernoel @elonmusk I was considering a Tesla until a few months ago.... bought an Ioniq 5 and couldn't be happier with the purchase.

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@BuckeyeBat @CFBONFOX @GopherFootball Sounds like your smoking something

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@aqshipley Another year, same story

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@VerizonNews Sucks it’s not available at my house in Scranton. It’s available two blocks away. I wish you would expand your Scranton coverage or stop targeting this ad to me. Lol

[Serenity oh three twenty!🇨🇦 @Serenity0320]

When I was young, I was poor.
After years of hard, honest and back breaking work, I am no longer young.

[Jay Paterno @JayPaterno]

An all-time great tweet whose relevancy stands the test of time......

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Pennsylvania is worried about letting more people from New Jersey in.

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@SenTedCruz Stop lying. The Texas power grid is separate from everyone else. Do you have to lie every time you speak?

[Robert Notari @rxn123talon]

@1good_girl @RBReich So his wealth makes his statement any less truthful?

[Andrew—#IAmTheResistance @AmoneyResists]

Every word of this

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

When Lauren Boebert was elected to Congress, we didn't ban morons

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

Something about a “well regulated militia”. ???

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Elon musk should be slang for the scent a person gives off when they’re sketchy/disappointing. “I was excited to meet his brother, but the guy had an unsettling elon musk.”

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Tom Brady got one taste of what it's like to help kids with math homework and decided to return to being tackled by the largest men in the world.