John.

It begins to dawn on you that everything you've ever done has been a colossal waste of time.

[John. @rxngwraith]

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐝𝐢𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬
ᅠᅠᅠ𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐚𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐝
ᅠᅠᅠ𝐞𝐱𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐮𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐟𝐚𝐧𝐬 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐞
ᅠᅠᅠ

[John. @rxngwraith]

"strilondes" fuck off.

[John. @rxngwraith]

why were we called the harleyberts. why did her name get to go first.

[John. @rxngwraith]

no reused costume this year. i didn't feel like carving that pumpkin again.

[John. @rxngwraith]

waiter!!!! another five million trolls, please!

[John. @rxngwraith]

i think i learned what your name was once. i can’t really remember what it was though…

do you think you could maybe throw some more backhanded insults my way so i feel less bad about that?

[𝒜𝓇𝒹𝒶𝓉𝒶 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝒶 @Sadiiistiiic]

of course. iii’m always glad to giiive my iiinsiiight to those less fortunate than iii.

[John. @rxngwraith]

thanks second spider girl. very cool.

[𝒜𝓇𝒹𝒶𝓉𝒶 𝒞𝒶𝓇𝓂𝒾𝒶 @Sadiiistiiic]

frankly speakiiing, you should be banned from just about everywhere.

[John. @rxngwraith]

i yelled "chicken jockey" at the schindlers list rescreening and now i'm black listed from all AMC theaters

[John. @rxngwraith]

all im saying is haven't any of you ever considered talking like normal people for once

also,
you're older than me.
earth came AFTER your species!!!!
YOU'RE the one who needs to get with the times.

[ʙʟᴏᴏᴅ'ꜱ ᴛʜɪᴄᴋᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴡᴀᴛᴇʀ @L0YALR3B3LLI0N]

It's what you call a 'bra'

Get with the times .

[John. @rxngwraith]

i've known more trolls than humans in my lifetime and i have never once heard the phrase bulb-hugger. what the hell is that guy talking about.

[John. @rxngwraith]

he needs to die.

[John. @rxngwraith]

i'm sure we can get the big skull guy in here somehow.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮 • ♒︎ @SleazyVWiolet]

but i am a ghost?

[John. @rxngwraith]

straight to the coroners, actually. dead on arrival. face the wall and think about the one woman you managed to bag. think of the good times.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮 • ♒︎ @SleazyVWiolet]

maybe...that wvould probably land me in the hospital...

[John. @rxngwraith]

i think you need to be put down like a rabid dog.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮 • ♒︎ @SleazyVWiolet]

i hope you drowvn

[John. @rxngwraith]

i barely even know you, man! i am just saying, if i was a woman, i would probably be keeping my distance from you.

[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍‍ 𝗖𝗿𝗼𝗻𝘂𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗽𝗼𝗿𝗮 • ♒︎ @SleazyVWiolet]

vwhy do you hate me?!

[John. @rxngwraith]

i don't think the fish guy is going to be winning anybody over. he exudes this sort of gross, sleezy aura that drives away any woman who sees him.

[John. @rxngwraith]

i guess it is sort of cool that this place isn't empty anymore. i just wish there were more people that i knew.

[John. @rxngwraith]

maybe it is sort of ironic, coming from me, but, uh...
what the hell is up with /you/?

you said you're like, 14 now? that's like...
tttttthirty...? thirty something??

[John. @rxngwraith]

[ What little awkwardness there is seems to come more from the silence following the big reveal than anything else. ]

i guess.
i mean, it's not like i don't have ANY idea.
i was sort of exaggerating.

[ You do not seem particularly bothered by the topic, for what it is worth. ]

[John. @rxngwraith]

[ Your fidgeting with the ring causes it to slip onto your index, thumb raising to catch it before it can settle and force it's effects upon you. ]

oop—

[ No need to go transforming in the middle of a conversation. That'd just be rude. ]