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[🌺bareback contessa🌺 @tenthousund]

if i had a vagina i wld not take care of that thing like at all

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@KangaroomyTy Me after eating an 10 piece Cajun wing combo with well done fries ranch and large soda with the half Cajun corn order from Wingstop

[august ₊˚ 🔜 KGLW NYC @thef0urthcolour]

girl fuck you.

[َ @solacexe]

be at work lookin ugly as fuck

[!!! @rxpples]

She was so salvadoreña coded in this era

[zo(e) @repwhorewildin]

just to be very clear nothing on confessions ii yet to top this

[!!! @rxpples]

@KangaroomyTy Gah damn

[Astro ✧ ✦ @Astroboiyy]

I’m a whole different nigga when I’m off the clock

[!!! @rxpples]

@360bby Like why they gotta mention allat for????? 😭😭😭

[!!! @rxpples]

If Madonna wasn’t such a bitch and didn’t ruin her relationship with Gaga, she could have made such an iconic collab with her for this album

[luca @jussawhole]

Took several shots at a party with a random girl and when I asked how old she was she said 19

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

So Yeah You're Gay (2014)

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@ELHOMIExLA

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Typa shit I be on unfortunately

[a live corpse @skramzbunny]

accidentally called a 12 year old who was in my way walking home a faggot

[fRankie 🐁💬 @vishkar_junkrat]

When Wuyang hits me with that healing wave

[Kacper 🪽 @flop_records]

a jewish customer just left me a $10 tip on a $7 coffee

[Mamono World @MamonoWorld]

need the ice cream trucks to lock in this summer

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

Hatsune Miku can now be your virtual nurse thanks to a collab with a talking blood pressure monitor

Her voice will guide users on how to use the device and even comment on their results

[!!! @rxpples]

@Miresi_en

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My dad be like

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

vasectomies rock