ryland!

woman bassist

[ryland! @ry1i3b]

@me_personas real

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Microdosing hell by being aware and literate

[rayne fisher-quann @raynefq]

when you make a joke and men start responding to it like “ha. this stupid girl just said something so unintentionally funny it almost reads like some sort of joke. Sadly the irony escapes her 😂”

[✨🪐⚢CC⚢🪐✨ @xSGR_A_STARx]

I don’t use pads OR tampons, I use my superhuman willpower to force all my uterine lining out of my body in one massive chunk and then I drive by the planned parenthood to pelt it at the pro life protesters

[Michael Guy Bowman @mguybowman]

the Beatles are a band where three guys have the world’s most normal names and one guy has a name you absolutely never hear and somehow he’s not even the main guy

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.

[‎ً @funeraleggsalad]

The veil is so thin at dollar tree I get scared

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[do it qunt @kenoirl]

I like watching shows where there's not a single good person

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Maddie (the ballroom is fake) @Picklemaddierix]

there are rumors of a secret fourth beatle, known only as "ringo"

[“forklift certified” em @cowlesbian]

ai can’t write good because it’s designed to write pleasantly average sentences with all the right words in the right order and imho good writing requires u to strategically deploy a word that is wrong and maybe even evil

[Robbie Larrieaux @TheRabidOpossum]

the timeline is mourning smiling friends more than it did charlie kirk dawg 😭

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

wait i know this one

[ryland! @ry1i3b]

@GOTHPlMP third times a charm

[Cassie Pritchard @hecubian_devil]

This is really one of the more galling parts of this discourse every time it pops up; random American civilians are supposed to be calm, disciplined, ice-water in their veins, but armed agents of the state are entitled to take life on the basis of “feelings”

[Jeff Ewing @ReelJeffEwing]

This is so genuinely offensive, recreating a famous photo of workers with the enemies of workers