the belly

she/her/village idiot

[the belly @ry_anal]

I feel like I’m living through the first half of Pearl when I’m in phk too long

[the belly @ry_anal]

thinking about when i used to pray to santa apologizing for my cat not liking toys he got for christmas

[the belly @ry_anal]

i showed charlie a picture of megan (thee stallion) with full body and beat and he says “you look like that” i understand he’s telling me he thinks im attractive and HEY love that you like your girlfriend but like be real

[the belly @ry_anal]

i’m so meant to be alive in 2023. if i had to rely on a single alarm clock every morning there’s seriously no chance i’d ever be able to hold down a job

[the belly @ry_anal]

@askinzz seriously though. like i knew it wouldn’t be great but i was not prepared for the pain/discomfort. i was laying on my bathroom floor for over an hour then torched my body in the shower. fuck me man idk what the answer is but it’s not telling me to just breathe and wiggle my toes

[the belly @ry_anal]

i want to fucking chew on someone’s neck that you are not offered pain medication or anything for an iud insertion

[the belly @ry_anal]

found out one guy from the mamas and papa fucked his daughter for over a decade and like it’s really cool to not look up old bands if you like them

[the belly @ry_anal]

my life is just soooo alanis morissette
like one hand in my pocket the other one giving a peace sign

[the belly @ry_anal]

why was this airdropped to me

[the belly @ry_anal]

tell me why a security guard/probably 35 year old man hollered at me with so much aggression to wash my mouth out with soap

[the belly @ry_anal]

i got hammered at a work function :) it was a mistake and i’m so thrilled, ecstatic and enthralled to deal with the repercussions and consequences tomorrow and sunday.. and if i’m lucky monday 💖

[the belly @ry_anal]

good pussy in the house like a cat 🐱

[the belly @ry_anal]

put the dogs AWAY i am begging

[the belly @ry_anal]

i really think that i should be in charge of approving which men wear sandals or not

[the belly @ry_anal]

my landlord is doing showings today and I had one pan in the sink which is now gone and no where to be found

[ghost girl rose @TeenyGhosts]

Just got my test results back and I got diagnosed with whatever the hell this thing is

[the belly @ry_anal]

i’m pretty sure i just got bit a spider

[the belly @ry_anal]

apartment hunting in halifax is hilariously depressing like this is an actual crime scene

[the belly @ry_anal]

first time on twitter in awhile and top of my feed was a recommended tweet from a thinspo (is this term still used??) account❤️ respectfully, goodbye😌