Ryan Gonsalves

[Ryan Gonsalves @ry_gonsalves]

@senatormelendez Hello Mrs Senator Melendez, sorry I’ve never messaged someone on Twitter. Is this the right way ? I have Newsom questions, California Future etc

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I’ve never been a hugger, but my God am I looking forward to hugging strangers and friends

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Lately I've been asking my potential customers to address me as "Kong" in hopes of earning their business.

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@TheBiggIdea Prison Finger

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Man I love peeing in my own backyard

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@darksecretplace awesome ! Thank you I really appreciate it.

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@darksecretplace Mr Suits- avid listener to your show. I was wondering if you had a favorite(s) WW1 book you'd be able to suggest ? Thanks!

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Men sitting at bars lip singing and bobbing their heads to the blaring Nickelback song playing

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The fact that Now that my son is 2 1/2 he's finally realizing that I've been farting and wiping boogers on him since he's been born.

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@GaryandShannon Guys...2016 word alert. I'm so scared that "absolutely" is the new overused word of the year possibly taking over "amazing".

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The fact that each night before bed it takes 10 minutes to deconstruct my wife's decorative pillow collection before I can get into it .

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@Markgubicza Hi Gubi - Does it concern you that Santiago has no follow through with his delivery and is standing straight up at release ?

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@TravisRodgers Travis , what do we call dudes that wear sunglasses to night games ? I can't take it anymore man .

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@Alden_Gonzalez there were finally sparks of Richards not looking terrified on the mound this year . It ended 3 starts ago . He's scared

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I'm alllllllllllllllllllll Flying to Cleveland today I sat next to " I'm Going To Construct My Entire Home Office On My Seat Tray " Guy .

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William..........Come here lad

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@TravisRodgers
Travis- Jake Peavy looks just like Jeremy Renner

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@Alden_Gonzalez Does Pujols ever ever ever hold a runner on ? Ever ?

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@Alden_Gonzalez

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@Alden_Gonzalez Just wondering if Pujols is ever going to hold on a runner at first base. Ever ?