Baby Bird 🐣

you can’t convince me that your kid is cuter

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Oh no the racist blocked me

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Giirllll he’s out here embarrassing you 🤢

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Some of y’all need to buy a Tesla so it can drive for you..😒

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Note to self: don’t take the dogs potty at 5 am in PA & when you hear loud snow crunches, haul ass to the door😅

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@carmthrilla HAHAHAHAHAHA

[Wack Attack TV 📺 @WackAttackTV]

@BachelorFantake #BachelorNation reacting to Clayton & Susie announcing their split #TheBachelor

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@carmthrilla Sometimes costco has some really nice ones for cheap 😌

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@carmthrilla Are you joking are we the same person I was just about to do that shit this weekend

[yelli @yelli_tavarez]

THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES I REPEAT THEY DO NOT PAY YOU ENOUGH TO BE STINGY WITH THE SAUCES

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

My house is an absolute disaster and the neighbors came inside. 🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

My favorite Pass Time is to get on the Nextdoor app and see what the old people in my neighborhood are mad about today

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Yesterday at Costco I kept saying “it’s only $5 or $10” until it was $250 of like random groceries

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@carmthrilla I wish I could put it into words but like I think about if I could pick this time period up and just push it back a few years, maybe I’d have more patience then 😅

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@HongKongPhooe19 It’s more than most though and I have schooling certifications as well so you’d think it would mean a little more

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

Love that my body type will put weight on anywhere except my tiddies

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

The forecast can say whatever it wants but if I mopped yesterday, it’s raining today.

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@carmthrilla What I’m picturing

[Baby Bird 🐣 @ryafain]

@Apple I am not paying you $10/mo for extra storage in an imaginary cloud

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

i love a man with a bedtime. boys don't need to be staying up late and having thoughts. that's how we ended up with the stock market