Ryan McCracken

Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake 'um.

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@JimIrsay Ryan McCracken 846 footballs #gocolts (!!!)

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@TheMagill It's hard to get excited about NBA sex scandals since Delonte. Here's Tim Duncan's wife so...maybe http://su.pr/53Hav0

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@conanobrienswyf I have a dream to get off MLK blvd alive. #isthatracist

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Moses Malone is trending like it's the first day of my birth!

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@pattonoswalt how can you expect anyone to read that transcript when there are 1367 Street Boners to be seen.

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#zonkcity #shruglife

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@TheMagill If you haven't heard RT @paulpierce34: It's been a pleasure to bring my talents to south beach now on to Memphis

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@jonesssk shitty chart Republicans Prefer Family, Democrats Prefer Murder http://t.co/3p8xdhY via @gawker

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@pjgindling Shit, sorry about what I said earlier. THAT SUCKS! Special place in hell for those eunuchs.

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@pjgindling I guess it's a good idea to get your energy up for breaking into houses.

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@rustymk2 I'd jump in on this, but I'd get in trouble. Something with Garnett floating in a pool and people call the EPA? I said nothing.

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@wzzntzz when/if they become the Bullets again will you dress like bullets for their first game?

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@BoilingSky 36DD: Low brow, high affect.

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It's Jared Jeffries vs. Steve Blake tonite. Can someone say 2002 REMATCH!!!

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Jared Jeffries will be rocking it for the rockets #hoosierpride

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When they announce Ron Artest did they just show Arsenio Hall like he was his wife?

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@rustymk2 lucky delonte was gone before Ray showed up. Delonte'd be blasting sidearms like Yosemite Sam if he saw Ray's mom.

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@TheMagill They looked like the Pacers of last year, but the Pacers usually beat the Celtics early.

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Looks like Mike Woodson is on Miami too. #hoosierpride

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Ray Allen's mom looks like Ray Allen's sister, but she still looks like Ray Allen.