Evan McLaughlin

🌙 🔫 #gigem

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

the way hantavirus saw nobody giving af and just left

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

knicks fans leaving san antonio

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

“Your outie loves the Knicks”

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Barkeep at the tavern in the far away village to which I have traveled: Hero, our town has been plagued by a Goblin Prince whose underlings have been terrorizing our villagers. His den lies eastward, beyond the wheat fields.

Me: ok do you have voodoo ranger

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

Klimt Eastwood

[Val @VK_HM]

Well, he has tenure

[𝖓𝖎𝖓𝖊 🕯 @atlanticesque]

Hadn’t quite got the hang of it yet had they

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

I worked really hard on developing a vegan ube ice cream recipe for work and look how pretty she is! Working with a group of investors to trademark the concept of ube ice cream so food vendors in the Philippines will have to pay royalties to use it 💖😊🙌🏻

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

since the release of The Devil Wears Prada 2 featuring this cameo from Karl-Anthony Towns, the Knicks are 9-0 with a combined margin of victory of 217 points, the largest combined margin of victory by any team in any 9-game span in NBA playoff or regular season history

[Knicks Memes @KnicksMemes]

Someone just asked me what my Knicks tickets would cost him for the NBA Finals.

I told him 5K.

He asked what the new price would be if he gave me a a few games of his Mets tickets as part of the deal.

I told him 8K.

[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

the marie kondo "does this spark joy?" method of decluttering never worked for me, but an ADHD tiktoker just changed my entire life by introducing
"the poop rule: if this object had poop on it, would you wash it off, or throw it away?”

[G @stevensongs]

When I open my Daniel Boone lunch box in the breakroom and pull out a sandwich I made at home.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

We are very close to reaching the most American sentence ever made

[JD Flynn @jdflynn]

buddy, I was writing 10 page papers without having read the book.

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

I realize this is the character flaw of every single person in the movie, but I genuinely believe if I was in charge, I could make a safe Jurassic Park

[Jake Lundahl @LundahlHorses]

Civilization was built by people like this, and there is a stunning lack of gratitude in our culture for their work.

In this specific case, at least half of the apple varieties in Brown’s collection were considered “lost” until he personally tracked them down and saved them.

He literally went on quests where he did things like, tracking a lost variety back to a stump of a long-ago-cut-down tree near an abandoned homestead in remote Appalachia, took cuttings from the green shoots coming out of the stump, brought them back and planted them.

Absolute legend.

[History Vareck @HistoryVareck]

There's been a second world leader being told something bad meme

[ToothyBj @toothybj]

Dam Him Up