certified turtle

a young man with extreme ADD

[Austin Trowbridge @atrowbridge3]

Hittin 35mph with Danny Safari @Ryan3Koch

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We outside heavy

[I SHOULD BOOM YOU OUT NOW @NEMS_FYL]

Best of 2025

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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOd. Fuck

[Rico Bo$co @Return_Of_RB]

👀

[#1 𝕏 Media Plug 😈 ✪ @NoPlugMedia]

Atlanta is NOT a real place 😭‼️GTA IRL

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@elusivecurrent Fag

[Reginald Davis, Esq. @reginaldesqjr]

Some kid is gonna rip the nastiest chop in this shirt 20 years from now

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Nothing is more humbling than a cold port a John toilet seat in 10 degree weather. My ass cheeks have borderline frost bite

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@elusivecurrent Are you FUCKING PISSED? Cause they hung that banner like a hung young bull’s cock

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@NoContextHumans Xanax

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

I enjoy running into random people from highschool at the hometown bars and catching up briefly

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Lainey Wilson

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Flannel tied around the waist on a dude has got to be the gayest shit I’ve ever seen

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@slappyk16 Let’s hear it

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

😭😭😭

[Matt @MThompsonMO]

I think Craig Counsel is the biggest piece of shit in Wisconsin sports history

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@sam_k813 The demons won this one. I blame @atrowbridge3

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That’s looser than a $5 whore on a Friday night