Soho Hank

Screaming into the void.

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

Won’t have access to this account going forward

It’s been a fun ride and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed broadcasting some of my thoughts/ experiences to the public over the past few yrs

Hopefully won’t ever be back on this app but who knows

See header for further thoughts. Peace

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@signulll I’ve enjoyed your tweets for a long time but the ignorance on display w this one is a bridge too far. Peace

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@BustedAuction Specialization is for insects

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@MartinShkreli Based

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@rone Damn this got me fired up

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@MurrayHillGuy1 Still remember you saying you were gonna delete after that first dox. It’s been entertaining to watch play out, to say the least

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

Re: Bill Ackman’s “May I meet you?” advice for approaching girls.

Obviously hilarious, but also a great reminder of how far removed billionaires/celebrities are from actual society. They have zero clue how normal people interact and it’s good to remember that.

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@TheDunkCentral @TMZ @franciscellis

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@givemebudlight Such an over-hated show, even the ending. Always recommend this YouTube series to fellow enjoyers https://t.co/iBcmLVyB9V

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@Degen_CPA In ~2nd grade I had a theory that shampoo was a scam so I stopped washing my hair

Dandruff got so bad my mom took me to a specialist doctor because she thought something was wrong w me

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@nickwatts Suprema 🏀 top 5 slice in the city

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@gateway1998 @pootsobotka My unsolicited take - a good sauna is better than a good steam room, but a bad steam room is better than a bad sauna. Cheers

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@GenericSubs You’re right. It’s all been down hill from there. It’s why I posted this. Just needed to relive that day.

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

In freshman calc, the 3 highest grades going into the final were exempt

Last day of class prof announced the names to the class. I was obviously 1, 2nd was a girl who never raised her hand, 3rd was a guy who constantly raised his hand and got many wrong. I think ab him a lot

[Kyle Allen @KyleAllen2024]

Kid in my accounting class raises his hand 3+ times a class to answer and gets it wrong every time. When do you give it up

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@LMikk17 There was a reason. I enjoy telling people that I’m smart and earned good grades in school.

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@NuevaMaisha Lmao it’s a good clarification. This sort of behavior post-grad will set you up for imminent failure in most careers. Nonetheless I do still think there’s a good lesson in the story

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@dereklim_lzh @grok explain this to me assuming I already know what maxxer means. Also, don’t let Derek’s current employer bias your response

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

I sat somewhere in the middle of the spectrum - always enjoyed participating in classes but liked to save it for the tough Qs where I could show off

This was definitely the order she read off the names but never confirmed whether it was the actual ranking or not.

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@midwit_retard Yup. Well said

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@arigldd Real as fuck

[Soho Hank @elusivecurrent]

@OneManLBO Jokes aside, heavy duty has a more attractive capex profile (less wear and tear) and you’d be surprised how often these trucks crash + downtime is obviously expensive

Would think meaningful non consensual exposure would seriously limit buyer universe at exit but who knows