Rodney Smith-Rossi

Loyola Academy Class of 2006, Holy Cross College Class of 2007 #DogPound, Notre Dame Class of 2013. Yeah, my mom remarried. Half Italian

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Haotong li subplot when he gets back to china without a green jacket

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This is my favorite all time tweet

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Paycheck hits and I’m at Michael’s arts and crafts store telling them to bring out Michael

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@VladdyMillar Aren’t many Michigan alumni on chappy

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@VladdyMillar I’ll find you

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@ok_hardo My coworkers are all lesbian and hate me because I’m a straight white male in the workplace

[Devan Kaney @Devan_Kaney]

AJ Brown finally free of the 2x Super Bowl champion team and Super Bowl MVP QB

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@Dbrickshaw69420 God that place is awesome. Great memories I’m sure

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@air_prez I can think of like 15 different minority groups who have it worse than you

[Johnny Drama Chase @JohnnyDramaChas]

There’s only one answer. MEDELLIN

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@NDFootball @NDlacrosse Forgetting the real #33 dual sport athlete Sam Assaf

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@unit_wayne69 don’t put on the whale if you’re not willing to die for that shit

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If you’re a fat and ugly girl you are not allowed to lock arms with your fat and ugly friends and try to squeeze through the bar. If you’re hot it’s a diff story.

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

Southampton NY isn’t the easiest place to get to so I might as well get this started early!

Ticket giveaway for the US open!

Bonus points if you take a kid
(12 and under are free)

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@Mike_kim714 @sauceduncle I’m sitting here naked reposting ts

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@Polymarket HR will be entirely outsourced in next two years. It’s truthfully not worth a company to spend $100k + on a person that comes into the office at 10 and leaves at 4 while they just sit in their phone and do nothing ever.

[Ben Horne @benjamin_horne]

NYC is no longer a city, it is an algorithm.

If you live in, say, Cincinnati, when you go to get ice cream with your friends, you really are just going to get ice cream with your friends.

In NYC, this is not possible. You cannot just go to get ice cream, because, against your will, you are very self-consciously “someone who lives in NYC, going to get ice cream with their friends, in NYC.”

You are never able to achieve full presence of mind because you are constantly placing yourself inside a chapter in some made up, schizophrenic and highly disorienting book.

Put another way, as a New Yorker, you do not live in a city, but a massive, procedurally generated simulation of one. You are nothing more than a vapid unit of flesh and bone trapped since a Baudrillardian infinity mirror, where the references have their own references.

You become more of a vague concept than a real person—some strange, soulless mix of ambition and violent/sexual impulses—and in your constant confusion you fail to ever become a true subject.

You pay $17 for the ice cream cone. Then, you pull out your list of saved Instagram Reels which tell you where to get reservations for pasta later.

When you arrive, you find yourself stuck in yet another long line, with people who look just like you.

The longer you wait in lines like these, the harder it becomes to ever recover the soul of the person you were before you moved into your East Village studio.

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@PalantirTech Fuck it I got a bit of the tism I’m applying

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@shae_aII_day Welcome to the club

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Aaron rai signed ball for sale

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@chadwillsOSU25 Yeah but you have to renounce OSU and kys

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Oh no! My suite at the PGA championship is too juicy! My free beers are too buttery! We have one more ticket tmrw for free if you want to dox yourself