Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸

I hate to tell you, mister, but only dead men are free | Israel delenda est | You can't be too right too soon and get followers

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@ettingermentum I like how this was presumably posted by a Crockett fan, yet they have her quitting Congress to take what seems like one of the most unbearable jobs on the planet

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

you just know andy colorado has allegations

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@naiivememe no. those are both lions, not men. and i suspect the image on the bottom has been digitally altered, though i can't be sure.

[ً @legoatfan32]

What your favorite Kobe era

1996-1999 “The Scrub”

2000-2002 “Thank you Shaq”

2003- 2004 “The Brutal Rape”

2004-2007 “The Shot Chucker”

2008-2010 “Thank you Pau”

2011-2016 “Washed”

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@PurpleColonelSP @fortayee you didn't know fire emblem had fucking permadeath dude. you have gone out of your way to learn nothing about the series. what the fuck did you think was going to happen?

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@Srirachachau 🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋🙋🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♀️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️🙋🙋‍♂️🙋🙋‍♀️

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@indianloonie freddy got fingered

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@WigglePiggles @reservoirdougs plus the children he raped

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@awshuqs is that not what it is

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@awshuqs you mean pedophile hagiography

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@GenePark @Redingard why don't you just join your hero MJ in hell already

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@TheCartelDel idk can think of some worse tragedies. like all those kids your hero raped. and the ones you did, of course.

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@GenePark @TheCartelDel the coolest guy you can imagine is a serial child rapist lmfao. hope the cancer wins next time!

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

it genuinely bums me out how hacky and unfunny the tim heidecker onion infowars stuff is. do they realize it isn't 2019 still. guess that's what happens when you need to wait for the legal process to play out before you do your bit. lesson there.

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

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[A-aron @A_aron2223]

I’d rather go to the Indian ones, your husband looks like an axe murderer

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

i'm sure people have been saying this to them for a long time, but the members of fleetwood mac really need to show some self-respect

[Stereogum @stereogum]

Lindsey Buckingham (@LBuckingham) addresses viral "Silver Springs" video, says he's inspired by Sombr (@sombrmusic)

https://t.co/KQT966HIOP

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@HuntClancy @AngletonOrchids LeMay initially didn't want to join the ticket as it would require giving up his cushy job, but H.L. Hunt's son (same one who later engaged in harebrained scheme to corner the global silver market) made a million dollar "donation" to the campaign to cover his losses

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@HuntClancy @AngletonOrchids It was LeMay, but Sanders was seriously considered as an option, along with former Kentucky governor Happy Chandler, who was also the baseball commissioner who let the Dodgers sign Jackie Robinson. Surprisingly, it was decided this would not play with prospective Wallace voters

[Mao Kiper Jr🇵🇸 @LMikk17]

@JasonKPargin maybe he could have but he probably would have been too busy raping children to actually do so