Walt Miller

I’m not drunk, I have a speech impediment

[Walt Miller @ryan69miller69]

https://t.co/RHZP1HcEQn

[𝐎𝐥𝐮𝐰𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐮𝐧 @oluwaseun7g]

My absolute favorite theory is that Dumbledore is literally Death from The Tale of the Three Brothers, and the math behind it aligns so perfectly it’s practically text canon.

Voldemort is the first brother who died for pure power, Snape is the second brother who died for a lost love he could never recover, and Harry is the third brother who greeted Death as an old friend.

Dumbledore is the only character who physically held all three Deathly Hallows at various points in history, and he is the exact person waiting to greet Harry at King's Cross station after he gets hit by the killing curse.

[John “Teenus” Remington @zynaftersex]

So back in on AI #beer

[Austin Abbott @AustinAbbott]

Some of the wildest stats in NFL history:

- The Bears have never had a 4,000+ yard passer in a season (106 seasons)

- All 4 of the Baltimore/Indianapolis Colts Superbowls were played in Miami

- Larry Fitzgerald in 17 seasons finished with more tackles (42) than drops (29)

- During the entire 2014 NFL regular season, the Kansas City Chiefs did not throw a single receiving touchdown to a wide receiver

- The Panthers have never recorded back to back winning seasons in their franchise history, yet they once won the NFC South division 3 years in a row (31 seasons)

- The Buccaneers lost 26 consecutive games from 1976-1977. This was their first 26 games as a franchise. 0-14 in year 1, then they went 2-12 in year 2.

- Every NFC team has played in the NFC Championship game since 2010, except the Cowboys, who haven’t since 1995

- Ryan Fitzpatrick led the 2019 Dolphins in Rushing Yards (243) and TD’s (4).. Dude was 37 years old at the time..

- Tom Brady never played a game in his entire career where he was mathematically eliminated from the playoffs going into it.

- For his entire career, Tom Brady has a better chance of getting to the Super Bowl (47.6%) than Steph Curry has of making a 3 pointer (42.2%).

- The Jets joined the NFL in 1970. They beat the eagles for the first time in 2023.

- The Lions went 70 straight games without having a 100 yard rusher. This was during the Stafford era.. it started after Reggie Bush rushed for 117 yards on Thanksgiving in 2013. The drought lasted almost 5 seasons before Kerryon Johnson rushed for 101 yards in 2018..

- Mike Vrabel had 12 career receptions during his career, and every single one was a touchdown..

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

Two Shutter Island caliber plot twists in four minutes. This deserves an Oscar

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Showing this to the guy at the dispensary like I’m showing a barber the haircut I want

[𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢. @FireGoku_]

Spider-Man movie if it was actually PEAK

[Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan]

Trinity Rodman doing the "Sexy Dexy" following a goal for the U.S. women's national team.

[Le'Veon Bell @LeVeonBell]

Diddy orchestrating the freak off…

[LPG - NYG @LicensePlateGuy]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[westen champlin @westengw]

This was truly one of the most terrifying things I've ever done...

[Thomas @ NYFF64 @tommylovesfilm]

How life felt when the Knicks won game 2 in Boston

[Steve🇸🇰🇮🇹 @StefanFrancisci]

Some Ryanair trying to save fuel rn:

[debo @killmefam]

, @LockheedMartin

[anna !!! :)) 🇵🇸🌸✨🌸🇵🇸 @frogs4girls]

blew my nose and looked at the tissue and there was an ant

[john 🥛 @johntrified]

They said I can never go back to that Vietnamese spot. They banh mi pho life

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

This is the funniest movie production fact I’ve ever read

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

On a rope