Ryan Dow

if a deviled egg was a person

[Ryan Dow @ryan__dow]

everybody's temporary

[hydrobae @springwatrpapi]

Me in bed with a 6’7” WNBA forward

[SolP @SolProduced]

The New York / Ireland portal bouta start a war😭😭😭

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

8 MORE MONTHS

[randrew al-Gaib @DanFlashes99]

This is how I ask a chick if she came

[fjord @harrison_fjord]

slamming on my brakes at 85 mph and firing that at the Tesla in front of me like a green shell

[optimusprime @earth_to_annaa]

he didn’t like the movie Cars
and my life was a f*cking highway

[Turbo @dripinmysleep]

If my wife did this I’m killing myself in front of her and the kid instantly

[Doc 🥇 @backendoc]

I’d rather my son grow up be a criminal den a nigga like this

[Sixer @ww6d_]

Type shit I been on lately

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

how tf do you even discover you can do shіt like this

[womp @6foot6yata]

“I can’t believe you guys are open today”

[Zsa Zsa Getmore @dirtyboul]

I feel you the way I shit on these niggas different too twin

[hunter* @y2khunter]

Biggest fumble I’ve ever seen 😭💀

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

One of the biggest Freudian slips of all time: “we are not targeting anyone in Gaza but civilians”