Ryan Andrzejewski

short men matter

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

For everyone who says “dude I’m the best drunk driver” https://t.co/HUy3gU90DH

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

20 years later and I still look the same

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

Seeing this in childhood games is why I’m depressed now

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

I just beat you first try #fraud

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@_laurennnw You honestly can’t handle the heat

[m ¨̮ @melmadara]

therapy:
-expensive
-boring
-intimidating

saying “bada bing bada boom” in a bad italian accent:
-free
-sounds badass
-fun

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@baeeley Can you blame them??

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @lexboxey]

1920s my 20s
🤝
the great
depression

[Losing it @prophethusband]

donnie darko: why do you wear that stupid bunny suit
frank: why are you wearing that stupid man suit
me (insanely stoned 15 y/o): what da fuck...

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@elonmusk wanna throw a party on mars?

[DOOM @yosoymfdoom]

It’s -20F in Chicago which is -28.8 Celcius. This is Lake Michigan.

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@MoistCr1TiKaL @Tommy869

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@Tommy869 I just wanna watch a interesting super bowl for once lol I’m tired of seeing Brady mack on his kids 😂

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

Patriots win, America loses

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@RotterLucas Dude that’s 100 nic

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@Danlemane @Tommy869 Yeah I’m in for sure

[HBO @HBO]

It’s now officially the year that Game of Thrones comes back.

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

This simulation sucks

[Ryan Andrzejewski @ryan_andrze]

@swagasorus232 @baeeley Plz no