"Do you own a chainsaw?"
"Indeed."
"Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?"
"Where is it?"
"At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right.
You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it?
yes indeed..
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to put this into perspective, a person on minimum wage, working 365 days a year would have to work for nearly FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND YEARS to 'earn' as much as Bezos did yesterday.
that's FORTY times longer than human civilisation has existed...
@_kirstie_mcc_ happy birthday to my girlfriend and best friend :) can’t wait to see you tomorrow (non-distanced now). Hope you have the best day, nobody deserves it more than you!! I love you 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
When I was like 14, me and a few mates would “wag” French class and hide out in the soundproof drum room until lunch time. This went on for a few weeks when one day we discovered a “trap door” beneath the carpet tiled floor under the drum kit. We of course opened the trap door..