There have been over 5 million total 18-game spans by players in MLB's modern era.
In none of them did a player have as many hits, doubles, triples, homers & steals as the @Cubs' Pete Crow-Armstrong over his last 18 games:
34 hits
5 doubles
2 triples
9 home runs
6 stolen bases
My workplace started putting scented candles in the bathroom and i have taken it as a personal challenge to shit so stank it overwhelms the scent of lavender ocean breeze.
@stoolgambling Woah, he has trouble with the snap. And the ball is free! It’s picked up by Michigan state’s Jalen Watts jackson, and HE SCOooORES, ON THE LAST PLAY OF THE GAAaaME! UNBELIEVABLE!
The voice crack from Sean McDonough sells the clip.
Just called Pizza Hut and told them to “drown them muthafuckas” in their buffalo burnin’ hot sauce. Dude on the phone replied “type shit” and hung up. I’ve never felt more heard.