Ryan Fassett

Writer of articles for @bleedingcool, comics (Grimm Fairy Tales Steampunk: Alice in Wonderland, Modern Dread) and smartass comments.

[Ryan Fassett @Ryan_Fassett]

Wanna buy MODERN DREAD by @PatShand and I? Yeah you do! And now you can grab it on @amazon https://t.co/y1fQKEKNPE

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Ossoff: "We understand the president may be threatening to declare sitting senators illegitimate. If that's the course of action he pursues, he's calling Georgia voters illegitimate ... he was humiliated and furious as a committed lifelong racist that it was Black voters in Georgia who were instrumental in his defeat"

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

He's been complaining about an election he lost for over half a decade. Meanwhile, your life is not any easier. What good is Trump? When he's not sleeping he's stealing, when he's not stealing he's breaking things or throwing your tax dollars away on a war or home renovations.

[Rep. Jim McGovern @RepMcGovern]

You just voted to give these thugs another $70 Billion. You’re complicit in this and every other murder committed by Trump’s secret police.

[Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock]

Donald Trump is at war with our democracy and Georgia is ground zero.

But this is John Lewis’ Georgia. We are not intimidated. We are not moved.

Mr. President, instead of attacking our democracy, why don’t you do something about the high cost of gas, housing, and health care?

[Jon Ossoff @ossoff]

Donald Trump’s spiral continues. The failed president, pocketing billions as he drives up prices, is afraid to lose the midterms. So he will reheat debunked election conspiracy theories and tell bizarre new lies to deny his 2020 defeat and attack voting rights. This is a disaster for Trump puppet Mike Collins. Already mired in scandal, Mike will now have to double down on conspiracy theories toxic in the General Election. From the start, Trump’s obsession with Georgia elections revealed his fury that Black voters were instrumental to his defeat. I'm asking concerned citizens nationwide to join me and support our voter protection efforts in Georgia.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

This is insane. INSANE

[MLB @MLB]

25 years ago today, Cal Ripken Jr. hit a home run and won the #AllStarGame MVP in his final Midsummer Classic.

[ijbol adjani @onbeinganangel]

massive budget superhero movies looked like this once

[Warren @swd2]

James Talarico spent July 4th in Austin at a music festival with Willie Nelson. Ken Paxton spent it in London with his mistress. These two are not the same.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Notice anything?

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

IF YOU’RE BORN IN AMERICA, YOU ARE AN AMERICAN.

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Trump is inspecting federal golf course renovations today after blocking a housing relief bill just a few days ago

[Brian Rosenworcel @bowl_of_worcel]

If you steal a paint chip it's 10 years in prison but take what you want from our Capitol, that's worth a pardon.

[Dark Tylenol 🇺🇦 @DarkTylenol]

The two most common professions for Presidents prior to their election were

#1. Lawyer

#2. Military service

But yeah, the tv show guy who bankrupted casinos and never heard of the word affordability is the genius

[TIME @TIME]

“You play it, you breathe it, you live it, you love it. Even those who never pick up a ball catch Knicks fever.”

TIME’s new cover: Why the first New York Knicks championship since 1973 means everything to New Yorkers. https://t.co/W14b0Zq5EO

Photo-illustration by Neil Jamieson for TIME

[Steve Gelbs @SteveGelbs]

June 14, 1994: #11 breaks a 54 year drought

June 13, 2026: #11 breaks a 53 year drought

[J-L Cauvin @JLCauvin]

Wu Tang Clan > Ku Klux Klan

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

SPEECHLESS. LFGK.

[Ryan Dunleavy @rydunleavy]

What a great quote

‘You are allowed to think about the worst possible scenario. Now do something about it.’ - Jalen Brunson #Knicks