Ryan Ferguson

Public Relations/Communications student at Mount Royal University

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Cashier: Thanks, sir. Would you like your receipt?
Me: No, thanks.
Cashier: *Gives receipt*

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So tired I just thanked someone for opening an automatic door for me

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Alternatively: @SleepCountryCan is only open until 6pm.. How do they sleep at night?

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Why is @SleepCountryCan closed at 6pm? We should expect their employees to work long hours since they're probably well rested.

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#Marketing Tip: Know your audience.

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Whoever wrote this is either awful at their job or great at their job.

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"Only a handful of birds can..." So approximately one bird? How big are your hands? @cbcradio

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@RLGYYC I tweeted that last year..

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More of an abstract "sandwich artist" if you ask me. @SUBWAY

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They had no idea. These two teachers just found out they won $10,000! #bpaplusforenergy

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Waiting backstage at this school's assembly to present a giant cheque! #bpaplusforenergy

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On my way to surprise a teacher with $10,000! How are you spending your Thursday? #yyc #bpaplusforenergy

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The NYPD Just Learned A Very Valuable Lesson About Asking The Internet To Use #myNYPD http://t.co/bofLEdxLqw

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@_CassP Cassey P-Dalai Lama. Right?

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Did I ever tell you about the time I won two Olympic gold medals?

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Canadian currency.

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Hairdresser: "Would you like any wax in your hair?"

Me: "Sure, just a bit"

Hairdresser: *Puts two candlesticks of wax in hair*