Ryan TheWitch

they/them/he Black Lives Matter semi-nsfw 12-12-1995

[Ryan TheWitch @ryan_filer]

Why people like that racist limp noodle Miley cyrus?

[AP @alyzaphobic]

when i was younger i used to think when artists collaborated they would get together in the actual studio and have like a play date

[𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐀𝐲𝐨 @DonAyo_Official]

I need you to NEVER speak sense into anyone again 😭🙏🏾

[BRI @BriMalandro]

My grandad used to say “half the day already gone” if you wake up after 9am and I thought it was so funny and dramatic but I get him now

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Smoked a joint before a play date and the other moms were quite judgy about that.
Meanwhile, I was the only mom actually playing with their kid and I am judging them for that.

[aether @bluewdrift]

your relationship with discipline changes so much when you shift doing things from shame to love. from ‘i have to clean’ to realizing i deserve to have a clean home. from ‘i need to work out’ to i deserve to have a healthy body. you deserve to have the best from yourself.

[reframe n’ aim @reframenaim]

And it’s your duty to bounce back. You can’t afford not to.

[liz¨̮ 🖤💙 @Lahizzz]

If you kill both of my son's the night before my daughter's wedding because you're driving plastered, I'm not forgiving you either? You can get fucked.

[aether @bluewdrift]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into gardening baking, reading, and long walks. Not because life got boring. Because peace became valuable.

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

I love how quiet and awkward it gets after u establish to the whole room u don’t play that shit

[Levis ✘ @Selxrare]

Demi’s show sits more with Shake It Up and Jessie not with Hannah or Wizards tbh

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

Is anyone else ever genuinely shocked when you find out you have an impact on someone's life? A coworker can be like "I've missed seeing you" and I'm just like "???? you?? missed me????? My presence has an effect on your daily experience???? i affect things??? What???"

[trash jones @jzux]

me when my friends mess up: you’re only human, please be kind to yourself. it’s ok to learn

me when i mess up: they should shoot me like a dog in the street

[Elizabeth Nolan Brown @ENBrown]

My 4-year/old just learned about the concept of infinity and is now throwing a tantrum over it. “It’s weird! I don’t like it. I just want numbers to stop!”

[liv ⸆⸉ 🍉🚕❤️‍🔥💘 SAW LAUFEY AND BND @hrts4renee]

"the zendaya era" mind u they're married 😭😭😭😭😭 WHAT ERA

[🥷 @_iamhabeeb]

idk how to explain it but 2015–2020 felt way longer than 2020–2026

[Truth and Reconciliator @fleshsimulator]

You just created a million Saul Goodmans

[Fish ΘΔ @algae_fish]

Tech bros do not deserve san francisco give that shit back to the queers

[isha💕 @bisiiii_]

NO BAD DAYS IN AUGUST. AFFIRM IT!!

[aether @bluewdrift]

Keep your problems smaller than your life. A flat tire is a flat tire. A bad meeting is a bad meeting. A canceled flight is just an extra two hours. These things become catastrophes when you let them. But they stay manageable when you remember the depth of your real life- the people you love, the work you care about, the beautiful years still ahead. Zoom out. Fit your reaction to the size of the problem.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.