Ryan(unviable)

Salter of Pork. Mongerer of stuff. Purveyor of things. I like like you. [your name here]

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

I bet Elizabeth Holmes feels just like I felt when I found out the part I auditioned for in the series about her went to William H Macy

[Duncan Kinney @duncankinney]

so, the place in edmonton with the Nazi statue got federal money to put up a security system to protect its Nazi statue. and it still got defaced the other day with red paint and the words "Actual Nazi"

[Rob DenBleyker @RobDenBleyker]

it's an original take, i'll give him that

[Zak Williams @zakwilliams]

Dad, seven years ago today you passed on. The joy and inspiration you brought to the world carries on in your legacy and in your family, friends, and fans you so loved. You lived to bring laughter and to help others. I will be celebrating your memory today. Love you forever.

[Ryan Stiles @WhoseRyanStiles]

What’s all this Price Is Right talk about replacing Drew Carey with Carrot Top and Gwyneth Paltrow?

[Scafe says wear a gd mask @erinscafe]

we are in the dumbest of all timelines

[NASA Astronomy Picture of the Day @apod]

A Beautiful Trifid: https://t.co/YPAvJJBDNA

[jordan @JordanUhl]

Fun fact: the individual responsibility narrative was quite literally the oil industry's doing.

[Duncan Kinney @duncankinney]

not with that attitude they won't.

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

just malevolent, anti-human stuff. Vote every last one of these dudes out

[Ryan(unviable) @Ryan_Gallivan]

@notsofiacoppola

[Ryan(unviable) @Ryan_Gallivan]

@Kappa_Kappa I believe in you.

[Buckley @ADoseofBuckley]

@kenklippenstein This is made even funnier by knowing that the company that grades comic books doesn't allow its employees to collect comic books. People deciding the value of a Spider-man comic are held to a higher standard than the government.

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

It is fucking insane to me that members of congress are allowed to trade stock

[Blurry Cat Face @therealBCF]

@politico this is the effect of smoking ONE marijuana plant

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

@edsbs First national polio and falcon bank
https://t.co/GtHQd40GJ6

[Ryan(unviable) @Ryan_Gallivan]

@notsofiacoppola Gumby now!