The Gurgling Cod

Asst. AD for Non-Compliance, Protect Trans Kids University.
Maple influencer. DBA IRL @ThatJBF. Words @BostonReview, @decider, etc.

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

/Garth produces the leftover churros he'd hidden from the kids, offers you one with a conspiratorial wink as he cranks Sk8er Boi.

[JazzLunatique @JazzLunatique]

Be forewarned! There will be a Big Chief Monk Boudreaux street at Magnolia and Valence soon! Thank you to @jpmorrell, @lesliharris, and their staffs for making this happen. Won’t bow down Don’t know how! #neworleans #mardigrasindians #blackmaskingindians #wontbowdowndontknowhow

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

My daughter is a grad student at Columbia and I am coming to realize that one of my final major parenting duties will be to help her brainstorm how to explain this 6 year gap on her resume.

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

One of the reasons I hate academic writing is that you're trained to spend an excruciating amount of time qualifying every statement and trying to engage with every other thing written about the subject that you can easily lose track of what you wanted to say in the first place.

[Christopher Webb @cwebbonline]

Republican White women cheered as Trump vowed to kill DEI—then realized they benefited the most from diversity initiatives. But they’re still all in on the ban. Self-sabotage in real time.

[olivia stowell @oliviastowell]

baby's first polemic!
for @mid_theory's forum on the gaze, i wrote about why i object to the term "female gaze" — take a LOOK 👁️ https://t.co/fiatDEfjlm

[Norm Macdonald Joke of the Day @NormSNLJokes]

Up to this point, this account has only posted Norm's SNL jokes from Weekend Update. But today, I'm going to break the pattern in honor of one of Norm's best friends, the late, great Bob Uecker. So here's the famous moment where Norm tells his Bob Uecker story on The Late Show with David Letterman.

You've probably already seen this clip before, but I thought it would be fun to write it out in picture form for you.

Enjoy!

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[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

This bougie seafood spot in ATL is serving frybread?! Cc @rez_devil

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

@seeshespeak One flew South in the international terminal of ATL is legitimately one of my favorite spots. Ask @MrSidetable

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

@latkedelrey I told a random student in Starbucks today anybody could grab it. So I feel you.

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

Wellness check on @rez_devil

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

@AnneSilver https://t.co/5RreBUJTVI

[Terrell Owens @terrellowens]

While you’re clearing the air, clear the air on the misappropriation of funds you were pocketing

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

Cross posting this over here so @rez_devil will see it

Elf on the Shelf is great for monitoring your kids inside the house. When they are in the yard, however, you will need:

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

I can’t think of a match up and a venue with stronger LinkedIn vibes

[Coca-Cola Bowl Season @BowlSeason]

🚨IT’S OFFICIAL🚨@UConnFootball will face @UNCFootball in the @FenwayBowl

#BowlSeason #CFB #CollegeFootball #GoHeels #UNC #CTFootball #HuskyRecap #uconnfb #UConn

[Bill Connelly @ESPN_BillC]

Bama's nonconference opponents this year ranked 67th, 77th and 80th in SP+ (plus an FCS team). The three SEC teams that made it all had at least one top-60 non-con opponent.

[Sarah(Daw)G @sarahg1561]

As a Georgia fan, I for one think Alabama has very valid complaints and rather than just threaten to never schedule any real out of conference games, they should go full heel and boycott the entire sport. Take a season off and really show em what they’ve done

[Andy Hutchins @AndyHutchins]

Tom Brady, the original manufacturer of consent for the MAGA hat, having to say Howard Zinn reader Mack Hollins has “positive juice”? Yeah, delicious.

[Luka Donthičć @landahoy14]

you know who else had 12 people vying for the ultimate prize?

[The Gurgling Cod @TheGurglingCod]

Lil Tonsilectomy

[latke @latkedelrey]

i love being lil anaphylactic shock

[Jeff Melnick @melnickjeffrey1]

It just hit me that there is one guy we know for sure who said he could kill somebody on the streets of New York and get away with it