ryan garrigan

18 year old drummer who loves music!

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@Doritos #DoritosDewDrop

[NRG @NRGgg]

You asked and now you shall receive.. We are giving away 15 @SmitePro 2017 Championship Chronos Skins.. GLHF

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Arnold Schwarzenegger has punched the most animals in movies. Will Ferrell is a close second.

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During the Vietnam War, the U.S. dropped the equivalent to a planeload of bombs on Laos every 8 minutes for 9 years.

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Microbiologists have found a way to make electrical wires 60,000 times thinner than a human hair.

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If left untreated, chlamydia can lead to "saxophone penis," in which the penis is bent out of shape to resemble something like a saxophone.

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Scientists say that the pee of large fish, which is rich in phosphorus, is necessary for the health of coral reefs.

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There is a condition called "dactylolysis spontanea" where an individual’s toe slowly amputates itself—doctors are unsure of why it happens.

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

#ROCKBOXHELL

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

Great start to the day, at the bus stop for an hour before one even showed up!😡

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

A man once staged a kidnapping of himself in front of his wife just so that he could go out the whole night and party with his friends.

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged thank you :3

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged what was that book called again?

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

I'm such a twat for fuck sakes

[Live Nation UK @LiveNationUK]

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[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged it sound kinda messed up when you put it like that

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged other then your previous tweet I take it?

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

According to Greek Mythology, Aphrodite (the goddess of sexual intercourse) emerged from the foaming semen of her father’s castrated testic…

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged yeah just a bit

[ryan garrigan @ryan_garrigan]

@fuxkinged guessing she didn't expect that to happen...