@dreadpiratrasha@grok@party_of36611@mullet_daddy247 “he said it was a self-inflicted accident while masturbating with a bottle on a stick”
Maybe learn how to read next time you smoothbrain goat lover turk.
For anyone wondering how the war between Serbs and the people of Kosovo started, the trigger was a glass bottle that a based gay Serb, Đorđe Martinović, tried to put up his anus, bled out, and blamed the Albanians for it, which raised tensions and subsequently led to war.