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SJSU Cheer

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

Not Vi listening to the Wicked soundtrack in the shower

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Thank you to 2007 @justinbieber for making my wife fall in love and settling for me 17 years later

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The older I get the more appealing fishing becomes 🎣

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@angelicaxmarie_ What color is the Gatorade?

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

@angelicaxmarie_ It is. We can take you

[SantaClaraCoSheriff @SCCoSheriff]

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[Allistair McCaw @AllistairMcCaw]

This is so heartwarming ❤️ Parents, teach your kid to have the character and compassion of the kid in blue 💙

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

@angelicaxmarie_ *pigeon on head* yup that’s the one

[SantaClaraCoSheriff @SCCoSheriff]

Dep. Fierros: Where do you want to go for lunch today?

Dep. Hale: ICE CREAM!

Dep. Fierros: Let’s go!!

We ensure to maintain a healthy and balanced diet, but sometimes you gotta have a cheat day. All jokes aside, this was just a last minute craving. Happy #Monday!

[San José State Football @SanJoseStateFB]

𝐒𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐍𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐍!!

#AllSpartans | #ClimbTheMountain

[morningstar ✭ @jupitersembrace]

Black shirt yellow pants ate the girlies up I’m crying

[SantaClaraCoSheriff @SCCoSheriff]

Ready to go off-roading?

Headquarters Patrol Deputies received a report of a stolen all-terrain vehicle in #SanJose. After following several leads, deputies located the 8x8 vehicle not too far from the scene. The vehicle was successfully returned to its rightful owner.

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

Vi just bought a 10ft air track because she couldn’t do a tuck today

[Sunnyvale DPS @SunnyvaleDPS]

In case you’re on the fence about when you should call 911 for fireworks.

⚠️ In all seriousness, PLEASE DO NOT CALL 911 to report fireworks. DO call 911 if you have an actual life threatening emergency. #4thOfJuly #fireworks

[Suzanne @SJohnsdottire]

Pro-lifers don't like complexity. At 17 weeks my placenta detached and he was much too small. I thought I felt my baby's frantic attempts to breathe. My OBGYN advised me to terminate the pregnancy, there wasn't much time. But I couldn't.

[SantaClaraCoSheriff @SCCoSheriff]

Headquarters Deputies were dispatched to a residential house fire this afternoon to assist @SJFD.

Deputy Nguyen ran into the house without hesitation and rescued the 4 French Bulldogs trapped inside the house! 👏👏🚔🚒🚨🐶

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

“That’s ridiculous”. No actually it’s the perfect amount of diculous

[Maybe: Ryan @ryan_halestorm]

Almost bought a dirt bike earlier. Gf didn’t let me :(