If you’re ever sad, just remember the world is 4.543 billion years old and you somehow managed to exist at the same time as Drake, Kanye West, Lil Wayne, and Eminem doing a song together
Omaha friends! I’m playing a solo acoustic show at Stories Coffee (114th & Davenport) at 7 p.m. tonight!
Come by for some great coffee—or wine ;)—and company!
I’ll be playing a mix of originals (including some unreleased treats) and crowd-favorite covers 🎶
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Huskers gave to me…
4 missed calls
3 dropped picks
2 helmet catches
And a 1-score loss to USC!
#Nebraska#Huskers#cursed
🚨Exciting small talk arsenal update🚨
Retired: “Man, I can’t wait until all these political ads are done — I just want to watch the game!”
Unlocked: “I can’t believe how dark it is already, it’s only 6pm!”
Catch me at the office or grocery store to see my new line in action!
I’ve seen several “Bring the BOOM” celebrations after game winners this weekend, and now Ian Eagle just referenced it on a pick six call…
It’s the Costco Guys’ world, and we’re all just living in it!
#CFB#NFL#BringTheBoom
Sorry last one, but I had to share — I drew these when I was little, and they’ve been hanging in the entryway of my childhood home ever since… what a journey to #Banner18#Celtics#DifferentHere