El Mencho

just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him | supervisor of morale for @air_graser

[Karl-Anthony Towns @KarlTowns]

Can the waitress in red lobsters plz bring me another dr.pepper >:(

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

This kind of deadline poetry is probably a dying art but when it’s good it’s really good

[Sara @wolvestwtsara]

oohhh I’m Karl-Anthony Towns. I’m having one of the greatest playoff runs in NBA history. I’m on track to win Finals MVP. I’m engaged to Jordyn Woods. I’m one of the nicest people on the planet and am deeply beloved by even my former teams players and fans. Man… I love this guy

[Aaron Astor @AstorAaron]

I don't think enough of you people appreciate how much snack food goodness comes out of York, Berks and Lancaster Counties in Pennsylvania.

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

America had gambling regulation correct for decades and we blew it

[madi 🩰 @intospidervrse]

i wonder what it’s like for people to hear under pressure when they haven’t watched aftersun

[john 🪁 @quailthighs]

all my oomfs by lcd soundsystem

[Shaun Johnson @ShyBucketGetter]

Next Ayatollah should be an IPA uncle who fucks with Wilco heavy

[Niz @Niztopia]

my girl cheated on me with the waymo driver i fucking hate austin texas

[JT @jiratickets]

Knew a dude who emailed the IT guy directly instead of submitting a ticket and they blew his shit smoove off

[Amtrak @Amtrak]

THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS

[Chris Vannini @ChrisVannini]

Fernando Mendoza: “I can’t thank the #Calgorithm enough for the support.”