Ryan

Spamming tweets about baseball, UConn and Star Wars directly into the void.

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Even in a world where Indiana football can get it done, England remains

[raw روان✨ @raweezzyy]

Lindsey Graham got on national television and said “we’re killing the right kind of people” after 168 Iranian school girls were bombed. May my heart continue to stay despicably cruel, heartless and abusive to those who celebrate the deaths of children 🙏🏼

[Scott Leger @Scotterybarn]

in storytelling, you want your audience focused on Mitch McConnell, wondering if he’s alive, what’s going on with him. Etc etc. Build up the suspense. Create a false binary.

And then, BOOM—

they never even see your Lindsay Graham cliffhanger until it hits

[Is Mitch McConnell Dead Yet? @IsMitchDeadYet]

Seriously?…

[Paula Wood @PaulaWoodDMV]

James Wood is my sweet son. He's Intelligent, kind, funny, and a hell of baseball player. James Woods with an "s" is an actor and a different sort of fella altogether. Felt like that was important to say right about now. Sure wish others were as careful about spelling as I am.

[Ryan @ryan_menner]

Bullying works.

[College Football 27 @EASPORTSCollege]

An update from the College Football 27 Team. #CFBGoPlay

[Daniel Kunka @unikunka]

This line of thought is the most damaging mindset in American life.

Just because people can make money from a model doesn’t make that model good! It’s why we have the most expensive healthcare system in the world. It’s why kids take out crushing loans for college.

[Colin Bosco @Bosco_Dash]

Just set US Soccer back another 10 years… now my son has to be a Savanah Banana instead

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

Goes to one Knicks game and they lose for the literal first time in 2 months. Calls the head of FIFA to make him overturn a red card and then the US loses in one of the worst matches of the tournament. No one does it like him, it’s actually amazing

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Will the owners of a blue planet between Venus and Mars please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating.

[Stats @redsoxstats]

3 weeks in the books. From 12-under .500, 5.5 games back in the wild card, to 11-under .500, 6.0 games back.

[Trilly Donovan @trillydonovan]

DOES BELGIUM NEED A THREE HERE??

[AT @BaseballWRLD_]

Oh my god this clip is all-time 😭😭😭

[Mac Cerullo @MacCerullo]

Payton Tolle says he thought about no-no bid "way too early," probably around third inning.

"Whenever those guys that have thrown no hitters or perfect games and they say 'you know I didn’t think about it until the end of the game,' it's like ‘alright dude, you thought about it at least once, you looked up at the scoreboard at some point.’"

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

The Red Sox had a real chance to sweep a series against the worst team in baseball and they’re about to lose two of three. And you’ve got the CBO saying there’s still plenty of season left and they’ve just gotta get on a run. This team fucking BLOWS and will never go on a run.

[Jared Carrabis @Jared_Carrabis]

Gotta fire Alex Cora again. Enough is enough.

[No Escalators @NoEscalators]

Stephon Castle (went to UConn) is the best San Antonio Spur and his teammates should apologize to him

[Cameron 🇺🇸 🗽🦅 @CameronCorduroy]

don't ever let the chuds running this website or our government make you forget this is the true spirit of America

they can never take this from us

[Steve Perrault @Steve_Perrault]

I’m starting to think Alex Cora wasn’t the problem.