Art Vandalay

Pro gym rat

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@JeffBezos evidently your fucking yacht isn’t big enough so you put ads on prime. If we pay for no ads you get an extra 400 million a month. How nice🪨

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

Doctor: please be at your appointment 20 min early.
Me: why? So I can sit there for 20 min longer?
Doctor: …yes
Me: alright, I’ll see you then

[carmencita @CarFrita]

I may be unhinged now but at one point I was “a pleasure to have in class”

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@jnavarette @lesa_withane @UberFacts …..George.??? ARE YOU THERE….? I hate that stupid message.

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@ChrisSt58259705 @jimfarley98 Where do you think electricity comes from?

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

Dear @JoeBiden please just stop doing things. Sincerely, 7.5 billion people.

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

Are gas prices high?

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@IzzyBizzy6677 @UberFacts I have about 6-7 meals a day😂

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Every. Damn. Time.

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

Kid Cudi is underrated.

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@KetnerBryce All day, every time👌🏼

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@Mickster924 @smcpherson08 @CloydRivers I’ll say it. Hey Democrats, are you pro choice or not?

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@MayaStephaniee No maya

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@JimmieAllen On time huh? Let’s chat about the time you were late to a show at wild Greg’s in Pensacola my guy.

[Art Vandalay @ryan_montague7]

@buschisbae

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

This is the greatest Twitter thread ever

[Cloyd Rivers Burns @CloydRiversBurn]

This is what y’all voted for. Couldn’t be me....

[Daddio @MusingDave]

@POTUS You dare to ' act strong ' on an issue nobody disagrees with ( Leaving Afghanistan ) and avoid the actual issue which is your administration completely botching the withdrawal.

Then refuse to answer questions and leave your Pentagon and Psaki to take the heat.

Some leader.

[Rep. Jim Jordan @Jim_Jordan]

Average gas price:

June 2020: $2.21
June 2021: $3.07

President Biden’s economy!

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Phew thank god the virus can’t move sideways...