Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile

26. Illustrator. Vegan. Cat dad. Brewer & Lead Designer for River Styx Brewing. He/Him. Cohost of @storiesunrolld ⚔️

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

America needs…
1. Gun reform
2. More funding for social and mental health programs
3. A fucking clue

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Am 26

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

“The plan? Buy an entire social media site so people stop cyber bullying you”

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Cowboy hats are the new eye patches in the caricature of a modern day villain.

[Bloomberg @business]

JUST IN: Twitter is working to hammer out terms of a transaction and could reach an agreement with Elon Musk as soon as today if negotiations go smoothly, according to a person with knowledge of the matter

Latest: https://t.co/iM2WXpvfzl

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Unironically, Taco Bell slaps.

[Pabst Blue Ribbon @PabstBlueRibbon]

nice guys finish Pabst

[Celeste @celeste_game]

i realized that

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

The other day I looked at a house for 220k that literally didn’t have a foundation, was a modular home on cinderblocks and a floor I could’ve fallen through. In no reality would a building inspector let someone live there. $220,000 US dollars.

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Remember when I thought Eren being a titan was going to be the craziest part of AOT?

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Sleep? Sleep.

[binp @the_binp]

this sequence with jar jar binks' dad is the funniest fucking thing i've ever read

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Heckin collab day yesterday.

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Billionaires are the parasites that will bleed the innocent population who can’t afford the basic needs of living.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Elon Musk offers to buy Twitter for $54.20 a share, saying it needs to be 'transformed as private company' https://t.co/xbhw4tJZQ3

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

My Mom finally got the courage to bring my Dad's urn into the living room and place it on the mantle. It was bittersweet and caught everyone a little off guard, including my Dad who was just sitting there watching Storage Wars.

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Disgusting shit like this is why the conversation of sexism and anti-feminism is so important among the beer community. In what DIMENSION is this acceptable?

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Yes please thank you

[Fandom @getFANDOM]

The Duffer Bros. confirm the big bad of #StrangerThings4 is none other than D&D’s frightful Arch-Lich Vecna

(via @IGN | https://t.co/B9crh3tOPP)

[Ryan ‘Crush the 1%’ Normile @ryan_normile]

Who convinced me and my elderly father to take bourbon shots at 11:30 last night