Ryan Stevens

Just trying to not embarrass myself too much.

[tdub @Tdubinit]

College students People playing
walking in the Blackjack
street

🤝

Hit me

[James @CaucasianJames]

this is all i want

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

Friends that believe in you>>>>>

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

“Let’s be honest buddy, people aren’t into you because of your personality.” -@mullen_tanner (approximately)

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

It’s 3am and I’m here tearing up in bed over this good boy. I need to fix my life

[Dale Thompson / Дейл Томпсон 🇺🇦 @daleethompson]

Murphy walked to the vet today for the last time. He walked in with dignity, clarity and honour.

He left this world the same way he came into it: With style, grace and happy.

RIP my friend 💔

[Tanner Mullen @mullen_tanner]

Worried. Please send prayers.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

Wow government is crazy. Can’t believe they want to turn Trump into a peach.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

Today someone held a door open for me and my brain couldn’t decide between “thank you so much” and “sorry about that,” so it compromised and I said “thank you about that.” I guess it’s time for me to move far away.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

@mullen_tanner Please stop

[Tanner Mullen @mullen_tanner]

*Me standing in a hospital for the blind singing the national anthem*
Me: "Ohhh say can you seeee"
Everyone: "No".

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

If you could tattoo videos on your body, what would you get? Personally, I would go with the video of me eating pizza with a bag on my head at 3am.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

*watches 10 hour video of crab rave* @mullen_tanner: “It’s a good thing you didn’t go to high school. I would have bullied you”

[Tanner Mullen @mullen_tanner]

This will literally always be true ❤️

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

This week I’ve been wrecked physically, mentally and emotionally. But today I ate a taco and held a dog, so all is well

[B&S @_B___S]

This good girl couldn't stop smiling after finding out she was getting adopted

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

@Kyle_W_Andrews Don’t. It saves you from a lot of unnecessary pain.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

Real talk for a sec. Spending time with my parents again after a few years has helped me realize why I’m so strange.

[Ryan Stevens @ryan_sarcasm]

Mom: *grabs electric fly swatter with both hands
*whispers to herself: “come here flies, time to dies”
*laughs at herself